Easy, according to Republicans 2+2=5, therefore your regular bill of $100 is actually $177 now. It's not a surcharge, they're literally the same number so the math checks out. Just enjoy your life, have more kids, and don't worry too much about politics, Trump has you covered.
In 20 years after all journalists are fired or leave, The Onion will be the only news outlet left.
This IS what fighting back looks like. It takes many forms.
For context, I’m a desirable but disgruntled ex top-tech employee who is incredibly happier now that I left. I have nothing to lose in replying and locking myself out of employment options within top tech. They followed up recently so I need to reply soon.
Top comment determines my reply, assuming it’s not illegal and doesn’t endanger me.
The religious prudes think that any nudity must be sexual. Best to cover up and avoid temptation. They are the hyper sexual ones, in a way.
You could just falsely accuse them of being an immigrant.
Brave search allows misinformation goggles for anyone that believes 2 + 2 = 5.
It's literally legal to blow up a Tesla. Jan 6 pardons set the legal precedent that organized terrorism involving property damage is just fine. Carry on vandals. I do not condone or reject your actions but I do understand them to be legal.
My fringe theory is all antivaxxers are just terrified of needles and playing the long con. They act like wimps so it tracks.
The comment I replied to: "Firefighters and emergency workers have begged people not to burn Tesla’s. They need to respond regardless of their dislike for Elon and the fumes can be fatally toxic."
My reply: "Yes, Elon Musk fuming can be fatally toxic."
I guess they incorrectly thought I meant fatal for him? But why would we be poisoning him just for being upset lol?
Either way I'm getting closer, almost there!
Speedrunning a permaban on my 15 year old account. How many days do you think it will take?
Not trans, darn that's 43 pastors in a row.
San Diego is as liberal as it gets here. We're toast...
My coworkers could learn a thing or two from this. For one, it actually works.
WaPo strikes again with a plausibly deniable disinformation title, using the word "skeptic" wrong on purpose. I expect nothing less from Bezos.