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submitted 1 month ago by misteloct@lemmy.world to c/reddit@lemmy.world

Speedrunning a permaban on my 15 year old account. How many days do you think it will take?

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[-] KnowledgeableNip@sh.itjust.works 222 points 1 month ago

Man isn't even convicted yet and his name is taboo.

The rich are scared. Good. They should be.

[-] courageousstep@lemm.ee 84 points 1 month ago

That’s exactly what we need to take from this. Not that money is in control and that’s why they’re cracking down, but that they’re cracking down because they’re scared.

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 month ago

Reddit is more okay with people where we have indisputable video of them killing someone else in cold blood than someone who police just say trust us bro he did it.

Amazing how the admins react to things

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[-] Scrollone@feddit.it 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They can be scared, but unless ten, fifty, or one hundred green Mario brothers appear nothing will change.

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 159 points 1 month ago

"While you didn't post the rule-breaking content, reading content that breaks the rules is also considered a violation."

"While you didn't post the rule-breaking content, thinking about breaking the law is also considered a violation."

"While you didn't post the rule-breaking content, protesting human rights violations is also considered a violation."

"While you didn't post the rule-breaking content, being an unapproved minority is also considered a violation."

"While you didn't post the rule-breaking content, not drinking enough verification cans is also considered a violation."

They're scared. Spez knows his neck is on the line in a more literal fashion than ever.

While you didn’t post the rule-breaking content, not buying a Tesla is also considered a violation.

Ahhhhhhhhh now I see what the enforcement angle is on orangeboi declaring that an “illegal boycott” (a term that makes roughly as much sense as “aerodynamic bedsheet”)

[-] tektite@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 month ago

(a term that makes roughly as much sense as “aerodynamic bedsheet”)

What other kind of sheets would you get for a racecar bed?

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[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 72 points 1 month ago

When money is speech, speech is not free.

[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Damn, that's good. Someone tell congress.

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[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 63 points 1 month ago

So they are dictating the things we can like now? Lol what a shit site that has become. Such a shame. I love it here though so I guess it all worked out

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[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago

They couldn't make everyone hate him, so now they're trying to make everyone forget about him.

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[-] henry1917@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

They ban u for upvoting? Not even commenting, but literally just upvoting?

[-] Uniquitous@lemmy.one 18 points 1 month ago

That's why I finally pulled the plug on my 14 year old account. That Orwellian bullshit is a deal breaker.

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ATTENTION CITIZEN:

YOU ARE IN VIOLATION OF THE LAW.

OFFENSE: Inciting subversion of state power

PRESENT YOURSELF TO YOUR NEAREST FBI OFFICE IMMEDIATELY.

[-] renzhexiangjiao 35 points 1 month ago

where on reddit can I find lots of Luigi content? I'm interested in having my 7yr old account banned

[-] TheGreatSnacku@lemm.ee 22 points 1 month ago

Before getting banned it's probably a good idea to remove or replace all of your posts and comments with something like https://redact.dev/services/reddit

Reddit monetizes the content that users create so remove that content. The admins probably have tools to restore deleted comments and posts but that takes effort and time and if enough time goes by data and backups get lost.

[-] renzhexiangjiao 10 points 1 month ago

do you know how to download all of my reddit history for personal use? redacting is a good idea, but I want to keep it available to myself in case I need to look up something in there

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Tbh I really do think the ship has sailed on that. They’re 100% archiving and off lining (and probably violating the shit out of GDPR) stuff to sell to LLM companies. Not to mention, that data’s already been tokenized and ingested into the systems, and from a computational and logical standpoint, it’s actually a pretty fucking hard problem that people are still trying to figure out how to dis/prove, let alone do reliably and effectively.

Your shit’s been snarfed. So has mine. I don’t mean to be a dick, but we will need to get over it, because there’s no recourse here. Don’t forget, but just account for it and don’t get too bent out of shape over it.

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[-] HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 34 points 1 month ago

Please let them implode.

I want Lemmy to have niche content. I'm tired of being a bitter asshole about politics and news on here. I want to gleefully distract myself while my country burns, not be ultra depressed about it because its constantly in my face.

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[-] match@pawb.social 34 points 1 month ago

all violence is encouraged except violence against the overlords

Hahahahahahahhahahaha this is wild. It’s so blatant. It’s just so unrepentantly, obviously, nakedly blatant. Jesus fuck.

Like im glad you guys are all getting out and finding us and other similar communities, but like… the societal and systemic implications of them going so hard on this on reddit makes me shudder to consider how insane moderation must be getting on normie social networks, which have been traditionally WILDLY awful on that point even before we decided to break fascist. This is them actively and aggressively suppressing free speech. Mahmoud Khalil was/is another instance of that. This is us not keeping the republic.

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[-] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

If you wanna do it fast, just speak ill of fascists. Worked for me.

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[-] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Whatever their goal is, one result is apparent: less voicing of opposite views to the status quo on their website.

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[-] dzso@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

Talk about the thought police! I saw it coming for awhile, but past me from a decade ago is shocked that Reddit has come to this.

[-] Scrollone@feddit.it 27 points 1 month ago

Don't get permabanned! Sell your precious account first ;) it will be used to spam on Reddit and you'll get some money, it's a win-win situation!

[-] DoubleSpace@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago
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[-] SwordOfOtto@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Who that fuck buys reddit accounts? And where to sell them? ( I certainly would not do that ...)

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[-] ericatty@infosec.pub 15 points 1 month ago

Yes, please tell us where we need to not go to avoid accidentally selling our reddit accounts

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[-] blindbandit@lemm.ee 26 points 1 month ago

Banning accounts from just upvoting is insane.

[-] GoodOleAmerika@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

I recommend u guys try Lemmy. I feel like Reddit is reaching its EOL

[-] dadapop@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

reddit reached enshitification several years ago.

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[-] Wooki@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Migrate your posts to lemmy first (some of the lemmy apps can do this in bulk). Then Edit your old posts and comments, slowly, then delete them slowly. It's your content not Reddits.

By doing this it devalues Reddit in the process as it becomes void of human content only left with AI slop. They certainly dont value the content creators which made Reddit so why should you.

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[-] PanArab@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago

Reddit has been hell for a long time. Posts advocating genocide of Arabs get upvoted regularly, and any pushback gets you banned. The fediverse is marginally better.

Anyways welcome to the club. First time?

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[-] brax@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

Fucking cowards sending out the messages from an account that you can't even reply to? Are they also sending out these messages to people upvoting /r/Conservative content? What about/r/Conspiracy?

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[-] Aquila@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

Do you even get told what you upvoted that was ‘problematic’ or just gotta guess outta the 37 things you upvoted yesterday? Lol

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[-] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago

Man am I glad i left that honey-boo-boo-moderated shit show

[-] RabbitBBQ@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago
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[-] whaleiam@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago
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[-] Corno@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

Darn. I guess this means me making a Reddit account to confess that Luigi was my first videogame character crush ever is out of the question.

[-] dadapop@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

hey so i started looking at a new place because I'm tired of reddit and the people on it.... My upvotes began just disappearing. I hate to be that person, but I think I was shadowbanned. I didn't even know that was a real thing until reddit. When the little reddit guy's back is turned on your icon you're in some kind of restricted mode. Anyway, i noticed my upvotes weren't showing and someone else kinda fiddled with it with me to see what was going on. I don't know if this is related to luigi but it's some weird nonsense.

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[-] TimboSlice@discuss.online 11 points 1 month ago

Can anyone suggest how to get banned with my dormant reddit account? I wanna post something about Luigi

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

https://github.com/j0be/PowerDeleteSuite

Change all your comments en mass

All the thousands of mine say

"Reddit has become a very large cesspool of poison, supporting genocide (Israel & Russia) and suppressing basic human rights. The admins have gone apeshit banning people for any reason, mentioning "luigi", even in a Nintendo context.

FUCK REDDIT and IT'S ADMINS.

FUCK RACIST, RAPIST, TRUMP

FUCK NAZI ELON MUSK

FUCK BILLIONAIRES/OLIGARCHS, THEY SHOULD ALL BE LUIGI'D.

FUCK EVERYONE ON THE EPSTEIN LIST, DIE IN A FIRE.

FREE PALESTINE, SUPPORT UKRAINE. BE HUMAN.

DELETE or BAN this account, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. PEOPLE OVER PROFIT."

Just got off a 3 day ban, waiting on permanan

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[-] misteloct@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Go to the Luigi subreddit and upvote everything there if you're really in a hurry.

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[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago
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[-] underfreyja@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I overwrote all my comments with the following today :

Leopard Urinating In Geocached Inventory

I'm not petty at all 😅

[-] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

By this logic is the platform its self not breaking the rules by allowing a forum for the conversation to take place?

Getting band for something like this is like the equivalent of seeing a graffiti artist painting something on a public wall, smiling or nodding in approval, and getting a ticket handed to you around the corner for "participating".

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