Good use of editorial passivity. Ceasefire just "ended", it wasn't broken.
Egirls are electronic girls, implying there are mechanical girls.
I like the idea that these are scientist-monitored birds that you remove the tag from before dressing and eating.
I know a good number of North Koreans...
How do you know so many North Koreans?
I'll do you one better! The interracial marriage ruling should be left to the individual!
Eventually it's less a test of what you know, and more a test of how quick can you get through a reference guide.
mom kicks me out for being gay
find a sugar daddy
My reading tells me OP is a dude.
The only issue I have with this jape is the first in the list might should be "moondoe."
As the Honorable Apostophe Judge in charge of this district, the apostrophes displayed in this meme are accurate: the first being the possessive of "nobody", and the second being a contraction of "dick is". The accused is thus declared not guilty.
Is... is this true? I understand bazongas to be analagous to chesticles, whereas to be caked up is to hold a lotta junk in dat trunk.
Get off that high horse: linux can still run DotA 2.
Weren't they the ones touting their 'largest warchest ever' sometime around Harris taking up the mantle last year?