I can't be the only one who saw that coming the moment they read the line "found a sugar daddy," right?
๐ฎโโโโโ ๐ธโโโโโ๐ชโโโโโ๐ชโโโโโN ๐พโโโโโ๐ดโโโโโ๐บโโโโโ ๐จโโโโโ๐ดโโโโโ๐ฒโโโโโ๐ฎโโโโโ๐ณโโโโโ๐ฌโโโโโ ๐ซโโโโโ๐ทโโโโโ๐ดโโโโโ๐ฒโโโโโ ๐ฆโโโโโ ๐ฒโโโโโ๐ฎโโโโโ๐ฑโโโโโ๐ชโโโโโ ๐ฆโโโโโ๐ผโโโโโ๐ฆโโโโโ๐พโโโโโ, ๐ธโโโโโ๐นโโโโโ๐ชโโโโโ๐ปโโโโโ๐ชโโโโโ๐ณโโโโโ
probably: fake
definitely: gay
Very: kinky
Hotel: Trivago
Coincidence: I think not!
Maybe it's Maybelline
On the plus side, there's very little chance of birth defects!
but a little chance of butt defects
What do you think OP is?
mom kicks me out for being gay
find a sugar daddy
My reading tells me OP is a dude.
Who posts greentexts on 4chan.
Yup, here's my flowchart:
posts on 4chan => dude
That's it.
I think OP is implying that since this person is posting on 4 chan, this person likely already has a birth defect causing some sort of mental deficiency.
seems a bit rude to normal disabled people
You can take that up with OP I guess?
with the exception of /tttt/, but we don't talk about that place
Ah but that's where all this gender fluidity/ambiguity gets interesting. OP might be a trans-dude, so "she" (apologies for the hypothetical deadgendering but it's illustrative) would technically then be straight with no risk of butt defects (unless they did that of course) but with some risk of birth defects as he could then have been impregnated by his dad.
Do we have a c/brandnewsentence ๐
I'm at a fucking ~~:.|:;~~ for words
Holy shit how
Like this ~~:.|:;~~
Edit to be more informative
It's :.|:; with a 'strikethrough' through the whole thing.
So โ Colon, Period, Vertical Bar, Colon, Semi-Colon and then a 'strikethrough' (idk if it depends on your lemmy app, but mine uses 2 tildes (~) on each side of whatever you're striking through ~~like so~~)
~~:.|:;~~Words like last names?
that's so sad i wish they had more time together
not sure if fake, but definetly gay
Anon discovers Oedipus.
No, its gay. Oedicoc
reverse oedipus
Anon doesn't realise that towns can have more than one divorced deadbeat gay dad in them.
In this case maybe there was only one
I doubt it.
The secret is his mom also cheated so he wasnโt really his dad. Thatโs why they never recognised each other
8yo is super young for his dad to realise heโs gay, so all power to him.
Roll Pride
Old boy vibes
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