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Anon loves his dad (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Chill_Dan@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 140 points 1 year ago

I can't be the only one who saw that coming the moment they read the line "found a sugar daddy," right?

[-] nutsack@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

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[-] swag_money@lemmy.world 129 points 1 year ago

probably: fake
definitely: gay

[-] crowbar@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago
[-] Dragonborn3810@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago
[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[-] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe it's Maybelline

[-] PyroNeurosis 115 points 1 year ago

On the plus side, there's very little chance of birth defects!

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 59 points 1 year ago

but a little chance of butt defects

[-] Chill_Dan@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago
[-] PyroNeurosis 62 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

mom kicks me out for being gay

find a sugar daddy

My reading tells me OP is a dude.

[-] Chill_Dan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Who posts greentexts on 4chan.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 year ago

Yup, here's my flowchart:

posts on 4chan => dude

That's it.

[-] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think OP is implying that since this person is posting on 4 chan, this person likely already has a birth defect causing some sort of mental deficiency.

[-] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

seems a bit rude to normal disabled people

[-] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You can take that up with OP I guess?

[-] itslilith 3 points 1 year ago

with the exception of /tttt/, but we don't talk about that place

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 55 points 1 year ago

I'm at a fucking ~~:.|:;~~ for words

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

Words like last names?

[-] match@pawb.social 51 points 1 year ago

that's so sad i wish they had more time together

[-] Bumblefumble@lemm.ee 46 points 1 year ago
[-] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 38 points 1 year ago

No, its gay. Oedicoc

[-] seliaste 1 points 1 year ago

reverse oedipus

[-] bobthened@feddit.uk 30 points 1 year ago

Anon doesn't realise that towns can have more than one divorced deadbeat gay dad in them.

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In this case maybe there was only one

[-] bobthened@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

I doubt it.

[-] TheFerrango@lemmings.world 23 points 1 year ago

The secret is his mom also cheated so he wasnโ€™t really his dad. Thatโ€™s why they never recognised each other

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 14 points 1 year ago

8yo is super young for his dad to realise heโ€™s gay, so all power to him.

[-] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago
[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Old boy vibes

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