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[-] introvertcatto 77 points 1 month ago

Femboys implies the existence of femgirls

[-] IndieSpren 42 points 1 month ago

Tomboys imply the existence of tomgirls

[-] LouNeko@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago
[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Which itself suggests Jerryboys.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Rigged for your pleasure??

[-] IndieSpren 2 points 1 month ago

*Huckleberrygirls

[-] introvertcatto 3 points 1 month ago
[-] Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz 63 points 1 month ago

Big if true

[-] PyroNeurosis 61 points 1 month ago

Egirls are electronic girls, implying there are mechanical girls.

[-] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 month ago

Digital girls implies the existence of analog girls

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago

I'm married to one, they start to wear out around 40 years or so

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

With regular maintenance you'll find they improve with maturity.

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

We're well behind on maintenance, trying to true up is a bitch :)

Fortunately, I've got a lot of the same failures so we're in good company.

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

i think it implies there's acoustic girls out there, and can confirm, i know a few!

[-] fool@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A cogirl is a cogirloid in the category of cogirlfunctors

[-] kittenzrulz123 50 points 1 month ago

Rumor says that if you go to certain Linux conventions you'll find tons of cute girls, and they all come from this country 🏳️‍⚧️

[-] NerdInSuspenders@leminal.space 40 points 1 month ago

Legend says if you go outside and touch grass you may run into one.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago

I suppose some mysteries won't ever be solved.

[-] poke@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago
[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Damn, I must have a world record for avoiding random encounters

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

The legends failed to mention that even in you run into one, keeping it around is a lot harder

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

How is it that grass has girl summoning powers? Is this power still present if the grass is ground to a fine white powder, combined with other ingredients and baked into a loaf- or baguette-shaped object?

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

How is it that grass has girl summoning powers?

It doesn't. However, basements full of empty mountain dew bottles, ohego posters, and cumrags contain girl repellant.

[-] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I don’t believe in grass. Never seen it.

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 1 points 1 month ago

But the eldrich death eye will melt off my skin and hurt my eyes, also the grass makes my nose run.

[-] Cjwii@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago

Don't believe everything you read on the internet! Keep sending those donations and hit the subscription button.

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 16 points 1 month ago

I knew a woman once, but she died soon afterwards

[-] Zidane@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago

Are these things related?

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Forget about e-girls. Embrace i-ladies.

[-] mEEGal@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

preposterous !

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Don't be ridiculous!

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Stop spreading misinformation!

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

People just keep inventing silly things we dont need, never have.

[-] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I just got used to the 3D ones! Im scared

this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2025
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