At press time, California Governor Gavin Newsom condemned the shooting because he was hoping to have Kirk back as a guest on his podcast next week
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Hahahhahaha!!!!
And then put out a tweet saying "We must continue his work"...
Holy fuck, now that is a headline.
Glad to see legitimate journalism is still alive.
It looks like they've ~~unlisted~~ (edit: now deleted) both this and Incompetent assassin misses largest head on planet - I'd guess because he died (whereas at time of publication it was "just" him being shot) and hey, fair enough I guess.
I'm glad I found out about this from something with the same level of sympathy as I have towards this.
"I think empathy is a made up New Age term that does a lot of damage" - Charlie Kirk
October 12th, 2022 - The Charlie Kirk Show
In case you were wondering if he said that
At the time I write this, it has been confirmed that he's now fully immunized against all disease.
He was acting a bit weird right after though, do you think he may have gotten autism from all the lead in his shot?
This is so good
Perfection.
Anti-vaxxer
gets shot
Ahhh, there it is.
Yeah that was the joke lol
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Oh yeah. Thanks! My only excuse is it's 6am here.
Anytime!
Cured his terminal infection of scumbagidus
Beautiful poetry.
For posting satire from The Onion and other similar sources.
redundancy, but not for its own sake
Be nice. All instance rules apply.