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[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago

Negative minutes. Kid just out of college, the CMO (a monster of a human) had cosigned and bragged about how good this person was. They didn't show up first day, hour past, someone called and HE was upset that a car hadn't been sent to pick him up at home and he was waiting... Ridiculous in any scenario really, but this was in a car-brained major city where all people drove themselves, up to the CEO. Not common at all to have a car service. Was let go immediately in a probation period and CMO never mentioned it again.

[-] Forester@pawb.social 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I worked in phones a decade ago and a new hire that I thought was cool lasted a week. I got a callback from a foreign client that was just hung up on after being slurred and insulted for not speaking fluent English by the new guy. We had call recording. It was very awkward to have to tell my boss about it and unfuck the client relationship.

[-] jrTug_2T 2 points 6 days ago

Not sure if this counts, as it's not quite getting fired, but a kid got dropped off for an interview, and as soon as he made it into the store lobby, the family member who drove him in did some donuts in the lot and peeled out.

His interview got cancelled because of that, and he just had to wait there to get picked up by someone else.

[-] Cypher45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago

Wow what an asshole

[-] Olgratin_Magmatoe@startrek.website 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I worked as a tester for an embedded system, and there was a whole team of us. Our work was handed out in these big 3cm thick packets of testing sheets, with tables and graphs and instructions on how to test the system to make sure the code was safe for production.

A coworker was evidently not wanting to do his work one day, and "finished" a packet the same day it was handed to him. Now a single page of those tests could easily take you a half hour, assuming the arcane instructions were even clear to you. And miraculously, every test was a pass, which was really strange because projects at that company typically had to go through dozens of rounds of testing before we'd be done.

He "quit" before the next day.

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 1 points 6 days ago

Sorry, it wasn't clear. Did he realize this was over his head and quit?

Or did he just power through the tests because the whole thing was a joke and quit?

Because I've had both experiences.

It was probably a mix or "I don't get this" and "I don't feel like it".

Him "quitting" was because the other option was being fired and persecuted for falsifying safety documentation. He never actually did the tests, it was impossible to do so in less than a week, much less the day he claimed to do it in.

[-] thedarkfly@feddit.org 155 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

In my story, he was not really fired. But a new hire in my company was handed his computer. Seeing it was on Windows, he asked to work on Linux instead. IT told him that Windows was mandatory so he resigned on the spot.

Based af, but he didn't even enjoy the burrito he ordered for lunch :(

[-] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I started using my own laptop instead of my assigned one like a week after i started and no one cares. I RDP into my work laptop when I occasionally need windows software.

To be fair I am one of 8 people in our IT department so your mileage may vary with this tactic.

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[-] TherapyGary 145 points 1 week ago

Lol I love it when this happens- title actually fit this time (just my app being silly btw, nothing to worry about on your end)

1000015121

[-] yuri@pawb.social 58 points 1 week ago

i love looking at old pictures of people pointing at signs and imagining them making that wojack face

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[-] Tautvydaxx@piefed.social 97 points 1 week ago

I used to work in a large fishing ship as an engineer, there I became an atheist. Once there was a huge storm and we had to balance the ship to make sure it wouldnt roll, the guy who had to do it was praying and didnt have time to balance it, we almost died because he had mandatory pray time. From than we had a rule that there is no religion on the ship, once we come back to land than you can believe.

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 93 points 1 week ago

From what I hear of Islam on e.g. fasting it tends to be quite a practical religion. I'd not be surprised if that guy could in fact have not been praying at that moment and still stuck to all the teachings of his religion.

[-] mirshafie@europe.pub 104 points 1 week ago

Yeah this is not at all how praying works in Islam. Of course you don't pray if you're practically unable to do so safely.

It is also considered a sin if you choose to fast under circumstances that put your health in danger.

[-] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 59 points 1 week ago

Apparently (I'm not a scholar but was curious) in dire situations that require immediate action they could've prayed while helping out, even shortening it out as long as the short (verbal?) prayer is done in honesty and the situation absolutely demands it. Apparently it's even outright disallowed to not safe yourself or others during life-and-death situations even if it prevents you from the mandatory prayer because preserving people's lifes and your own tops those rules, at least that's what I read so far. If that boat story is actually true that person probably was a dipshit who happened to break his own religion's rules.

Also looked up fasting: There seems to be even more leeway on that. Just do it later if you can't do it right now due to illness or similar, or pay "fidyah" (give poor people money for food). Though I'm kinda curious how it's handled when someone is too old to fast but also poor as fuck, not a situation where you'd want to also feel guilty about this.

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[-] overkrill@lemmy.dbzer0.com 92 points 1 week ago

i'll be damned, prayer does work

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