These German carmakers can buy a monthly subscription to me giving a fuck.
"You can't park there..."
You guys!!! Why didn't anyone tell me about the secret? I had NO idea and now I look like an ASSHOLE!
No Jim... I believe that's bullshit.
r/I'm14andThisIsTRUE
Mass shooting murderer children literally named after guns now...
We're kind of running out of space here. Next "breaking news" story on CNN will be,
"A sentient gun/child hybrid in Arkansas, named Hollowpoint Reginald Babykiller, just massacred an entire classroom of other gun children using his arms, which are also guns."
[News anchor turns and shoots all the talking heads on discussion panel]
"To our next story, the inexplicable growing labor shortage in factories built with child sized equipment continues to grow..."
This article was written by Jeff bezos' awkward laugh.
Not really... What hero/story is this?
These movies are all about mass destruction, aliens and fast travel around the planet, universe and interdimensionally. They aren't about protecting unrealized capital gains or a villain that takes control of all abandoned vehicles in junk yards, illegally parks them in cities with his mind and then jeopardizes police time with them writing millions of parking tickets that will NEVER... BE... PAID!!!!
"Anything to stop Batman!!! She's running against Batman, right? trump? Well fuck him too."
But seriously, war criminal.
🎶 "I'm a connnnnn mann, or maybe I'm a god? Zoomin‘ round the planet, in my hyper loopin‘ pod..." 🎶
Its subtle, but the tone of that article's coverage actually sucks... Is futurism a piece of shit?
What a waste of my tax dollars by the DOJ to try to recover spotify´s money for a broken system that they left open and are honestly probably exploiting themselves in parallel to inflate engagement numbers and take streams away from legit artists that they have to play. Remember, they want you in their app, they don't give a shit about actual music. If you'll just listen to random boops, they save cost in the middle. Not where I want the justice systems effort to go.
Be aware of steven chueng, that dude is fucking pure, broken evil. If trump gets in, they are going to immediately put a black robe and hood on Cheng and his role will be to joyfully pull the lever on the gallows.
Seriously, empty fucking piece of shit. Look him up if you're not familiar. He's the babelfish that turns trumps incoherently delivered pre-scripted hate (from Stephen Miller mostly) into something in print quotes that feels like it has strength and came directly from trump - it didn't, but they want you to conflate and think it did. Dangerous shit, man...