[-] TherapyGary 12 points 6 hours ago

I would vote against Trump every time no matter who the DNC put up

They needed to give us a candidate we actually wanted.

Apparently they don't

[-] TherapyGary 16 points 11 hours ago
[-] TherapyGary 5 points 12 hours ago

Where did you work as a cashier where you can just go get more cash out of the safe without having to wait an eternity for a manager to do it?

[-] TherapyGary 107 points 14 hours ago

Didn't wanna get in trouble; that's also why I cropped off the part that said "+13525199190"

[-] TherapyGary 9 points 15 hours ago

LPT: skip the arguments and jump straight to this

[-] TherapyGary 68 points 15 hours ago

I once did this in reverse- I gave the cashier a dollar extra so I could just get a 10 back, and she said "here, you gave me too much", and handed the 1 back

[-] TherapyGary 21 points 15 hours ago

My number is on my PsychologyToday page and my NPI profile, so hopefully from there, but I wouldn't be surprised if they bought it from the university I went to or got access to a government database associated with my license

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Do you think he'll respond? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 15 hours ago by TherapyGary to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] TherapyGary 2 points 1 day ago

Looks like it has good mouth-feel. As a fidget toy, 5/10; as a fork, 2/10

[-] TherapyGary 7 points 1 day ago

Growing up, my dad would always pronounce it "pasketti", and he'd elaborate by saying "I can't pronounce spaghetti, so I have to say pasketti"

[-] TherapyGary 10 points 1 day ago

Yeah actually; saying "the unified and persistent self is an illusion" starts arguments when said around normies

[-] TherapyGary 14 points 1 day ago

5/7 of the things listed are explicitly related to attention and/or hyperactivity

[-] TherapyGary 12 points 1 day ago

edit: oh this one's a little too esoteric for the shitposting community huh

It wouldn't be so difficult if you used the format appropriately

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Quality die(t) plan (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 4 days ago by TherapyGary to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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submitted 1 week ago by TherapyGary to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Obviously the blatant propaganda disseminated straight to my email at taxpayers' expense is fucked, but I find the instagram part particularly funny bc it's just like:

  • Like us on Facebook
  • Find us on X
  • Watch us on YouTube
  • Instagram also exists and we are on it
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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by TherapyGary to c/shrooms@lemmy.world

Explanation
The Stamets Stack is a microdosing protocol which combines psilocybin mushrooms, Lion's Mane mushroom, and vitamin B3. It's named after mycologist Paul Stamets, who directly inspired the Star Trek character of the same name, from which local Lemmy legend Stamets got the username. (To be clear, there is no significant evidence, afaik, that this combination is any better than microdosing the shrooms alone)

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Spooky (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 3 weeks ago by TherapyGary to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by TherapyGary to c/goblincore

1000010888 1000010887

This was my first time making something like this, so I'm pretty proud of it despite the way it turned out

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submitted 3 weeks ago by TherapyGary to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

I assumed that this was standard behaviour/etiquette, though I'm realizing maybe it's actually not so common, and I want to know if I'm the weird one

If you don't- why not?


(VPN voting enabled at the expense of allowing multiple votes per user- pls don't abuse this for shits and giggles)

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I made a shirt (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by TherapyGary to c/luigimangione@lemmy.world

~~PNG~~ (webp🙄) for anyone who wants it:

Shirts_New_1

Edit: is the transparency not preserved in the image above?

Here it is with a white background:

1000010894

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CONSIDER YOURSELF SERVED

EVIDENCE:

  • Dremor threatening me:

1000010871

  • Dremor harassing me in my DMs:

1000010874

  • Dremor lying at me:

1000010870

  • Recent research proving that it's a lie:

1000010872


I've also heard that Dremor has a low opinion of Harriett Tubman, so that pretty much settles it, no evidence needed

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by TherapyGary to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

One-tap dial phone numbers:

Master card


Visa


PayPal


Stripe (unconfirmed)


Script:

I’m calling to urge [company name] to immediately end the policy that unfairly targets the adult content industry. I’m also asking that [company name] sit down with stakeholders- specifically sex workers and adult content creators- to develop solutions that ensure equitable access to financial services, create stability, and reduce harm for sex workers.

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Is safelite threatening me? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 month ago by TherapyGary to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by TherapyGary to c/memes@lemmy.world

Flushing and refilling the shitposts in your meme community is a key part of long-term engagement health—especially if you want to avoid stagnation, toxicity, or clogged discussion threads. Whether you're running a small niche forum or a large meme group, this DIY job is straightforward with the right tools and a bit of patience. Here's everything you need to know to do it properly.

🧰 Tools & Supplies You’ll Need

Moderation dashboard or admin panel

Content flagging and reporting system

Bulk deletion or archival tool

Meme posting scheduler or content funnel

Community guidelines document

User engagement bots or AI filters

Backup storage or archive

✅ Optional: Sentiment analysis tool (especially useful for detecting toxic discussions or off-topic tangents)

🔧 Step-by-Step Instructions

  1. Let the Community Calm Completely
    Never start flushing when emotions run hot. Wait until the discussion calms down and check that the atmosphere is cool to the touch.

  2. Locate the Main Channels and Removal Tools
    In your meme community, these translate to your main discussion boards and post removal functions.

Remove obstructive pinned posts or distracting sticky content (usually secured by admins).

Find the delete or archive button at critical threads. Some communities may require removing sticky posts or access restrictions.

  1. Open the Discussion Threads and Drain Shitposts
    Place your archive or trash bin beneath the main feed.

Open the main discussion thread and then open the removal tool.

Let the shitposts fully drain.

Don’t forget to check subthreads or off-topic channels—these help remove old memes trapped in side conversations.

  1. Optional: Perform a Flush
    If the shitposts are stale, toxic, or haven’t been refreshed in years:

Close the removal function.

Fill the system with clean discussions and run the community engagement (active conversations) for 5–10 minutes.

Let cool, then drain again. Repeat until the feed runs clear.

  1. Refill With Fresh Shitposts
    Close all removal prompts.

Slowly add fresh quality memes using your content funnel or scheduler.

Fill the main channels completely, and also fill the overflow or off-topic channels to the “MAX” line.

  1. Bleed the Discussion Atmosphere (Important!)
    Trapped miscommunications can cause conflicts.

Start community activity and let it idle with open discussions.

Keep conversations lively and active.

Watch for off-topic tangents escaping the main channels as moderators intervene (usually after 5–10 minutes).

Top off the main feed as meme activity drops.

Once tangents stop and the feed stays full, restore normal moderation controls.

In large communities, this process can take longer—using advanced moderation tools or sentiment analyzers is highly recommended.

  1. Check for Gaps & Run Engagement Test
    After closing everything, monitor user sentiment and activity.

Check for gaps in moderation at threads, user comments, or report queues.

After a short test period, let the community calm and recheck meme quality in both main and overflow channels.

🕒 Recommended Shitpost Service Interval

Small groups Every 2 years or 30,000 posts
Large forums Every 5 years or 50,000 posts

🧊 Pro Tips

Always use fresh, high-quality memes that are relevant and clean.

Don’t mix meme qualities (e.g., low effort with high effort). Flush thoroughly if switching types.

If your community is still running hot after a flush, check moderation policies, admin roles, or fan engagement.

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