Before I came out: "What? Doesn't everyone like boobs?"
That’s what I’m saying girl, boobas are the bestest, who wouldn’t like them?
ngl I don't understand the fascination with them.
Sounds like a skill issue 🤷♀️.
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(I’m kidding you’re free to be attracted to whatever and whoever you want)
It's not like it's rational, some people's brains are just hard-wired to find them actively pleasurable to look at.
At least that's how it is for me, it's not just a turn-on, it literally just feels good to see a nice pair, to the point that if they perfectly match the variables in my brain it's slightly alarming how close it gets to some sort of eldritch cognitohazard.
But then this applies to almost literally every part of a feminine body, the perfect stomach or neck takes me instantly past the "AWOOOOGA" stage and into drooling vegetable. And all of it on a single person is.. so fundamentally delightful that it actually kinda hurts.
But i'm not sure if this is a universal experience, i get the vibe that i've sorta unlocked this by being sufficiently in-tune with or accepting of my desires. In any case it fucking rocks to the degree that the closest thing i have to religion is "everyone deserves to experience this and be in a relationship with a person who triggers it for them".
As a person into women, I also do not care for boobs. The smaller the better
Liking small breasts is still "liking boobs".
Oh shit! They're right
The smaller the boobs, the closer you are to her heart when hugging
In addition, handheld boobs are debatably more fun to squeeze :3
There's a pretty big difference between "handheld" and "the smaller the better". Handheld is on the small size of medium!
More for me
I'm a cis man (and so therefore famously tuned into the preferences of those who aren't) but, until I read this comment, I thought (almost) everyone did.
I have friends who are straight that can appreciate how clothing fits and such, but boobs don't do anything sexually for them at all.
Sure sure, sexually, but they must admit boobs can be soft for head, and when you shake them they go blublublublublub, no? Surely they must! Maybe they just haven't shaken them properly...
I can respect that, but I still find it surprising. Thanks for the answer!
I'd love to announce that I loved dick if it didnt mean certain near-complete social isolation and shunning along with a not insignificant chance of getting beaten 💀
I'm sorry you're not in a safe time and place to come out yet. We're here for ya in the meantime <3
Not the original commenter but boy am I thankful for hearing these words
hugs You matter and you're not alone!
Hey sib, you are valid 🫂🏳️🌈
Here's to a world in where everyone can consensually love each other's dick, cunt, or anything between and outside, and even handholding and personality...
Handholding? Tune down the horny, what if the kids see this?
I'm so used to seeing "cunt" as nothing but an insult that it feels weird to see it used in a sentence like this lmao
I am sorry this is the world we live in. You are great just as you are.
What's worse is that I'm still not 100% certain if you're saying you're afraid of being shunned and beaten for being gay, or because women are supposed to pretend to be pure and innocent or face being shunned and potentially attacked by jealous partners.
Curiously, it's often not even okay for het women to admit to liking dick in the current climate.
Around the end of the COVID-19 epidemic (when we finally had vaccines and stuff), I remember a refreshing article in a women's magazine that was a post-hoc discussion of an online confessional for women who dangerously liked dick: women who risked infection by consensually having sex with strangers during the lockdown.
Anyway, Overton window be damned, it's totally valid to like dick (or not).
I want to feed those around you to a woodchipper.

Turettes Guy. Now there's an internet treasure.
I'm AMAB (presently enby) but since my forties have gotten along swimmingly in lesbian communities. And yes, at one point I wondered if boobs provide an endorphin high to wlw the way they do to het men (or at least to me.)
It turns out in r/actuallesbians, I didn't have to wait long to learn my answer. Hornyposting about boobs was a regular thing when I was there.
hornyposting about boobs it's a regular thing here on !lascivious_lesbians@piefed.blahaj.zone l
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I never had to come out, because my dumbass brother did it for me.
Reminds me of Easter 1983 when my brother found all my hidden eggs and basket for me cuz he thought he was helping. I was so disappointed. I wanted to do it myself!
I think everyone loves boobs, especially when they're not your own.
Boobs are universally loved.
She has a point
perhaps two, even.
Ikr?! Should be a Cloudflare bot detection: no-one dislikes boobs, only bots.
Alas, if only that were true
*raises paw* It me, I dislike boobs.
(male, gay, wolf-in-all-but-body here. Even female wolves don't have boobs, hah! They're a weird human thing.)
-- Frost
Really? So when you, a girl, bring a girl home to meet your parents for the holidays, they should at least know it's rude to refer to them as "your friend."
💡Or they could refer to her by NAME
This isn't helpful.
That's why I just keep a pink handkerchief in my left back pocket
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