[-] uriel238 1 points 12 minutes ago

From the witching community, you'd have pretty good luck befriending the local murder of crows with cheap bread. Upgrade the bread as the shinies they bring you improves.

According to the meme, pretty soon you're a Batman villain.

[-] uriel238 3 points 1 hour ago

France revolted violently for less... and again after Charlie X started stripping away the Napoleonic rights.

[-] uriel238 3 points 18 hours ago

Nothing goes over my head! My reflexes are too fast; I would catch it.

[-] uriel238 6 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 10 minutes ago)

25 - ⁵/₅ = 25 - 1 = 24

If you wrote it vertically:

25 - 5
————— = 4
5

But once you lay it out on one line, you have to use prins to prioritize addition / subtraction:

(25 - 5) / 5 = 20 / 5 = 4

Some YouTube mathematicians deep-dive into this.

ETA: Nothing goes over my head! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.

[-] uriel238 3 points 20 hours ago

The problem is, it's plausible they are ice, and in the US hoodlums gathering near a van before pulling a heist are rarer than unmarked ICE guys waiting to acquire a target, so if this isn't a movie set, they're most likely ICE.

[-] uriel238 5 points 1 day ago

If they are this obvious, I'd see if I could get a flash mob of civilians with phone cameras.

Either they move, or if action goes down, there's going to be a big protest soon.

Also we'll know who they took.

[-] uriel238 4 points 1 day ago

Someone should meme this up as a bunch of dudes about to get jumped by Spiderman.

[-] uriel238 5 points 1 day ago

Um, Trump also reported how he was going to start rounding up the undesirables, and something tells me this informed more Trump voters than egg prices.

TBF, the Democratic Party is the neoliberal status quo party, and a lot of people aren't having that. And the only alternative is King Heron / the far right party who starts genocide.

Also TBF, the far right has a trillion-dollar propaganda machine working over time to control people's minds, so we can expect a lot of people to vote for candidates who would campaign on letting them starve / hunting them down for execution / giving the whole US general fund to billionaires.

We're going to need a new system entirely to fix both of these problems. It's going to be messy.

[-] uriel238 46 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There are some pepper sprays that are mixed with red difficult-to-remove dye for the purpose of identifying those involved in an incident.

Legal in California!

[-] uriel238 62 points 1 day ago

Never let the assailant take you to the secondary location.

Urban self defense classes have been teaching this since the 1970s, at least.

[-] uriel238 37 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

We aren't supposed to accept that law enforcement just does as it pleases, ignoring our civil rights and protections and donning standard identification markers so that each officer can be uniquely identified. But this is not all that new.

Most of the time we don't know we're being kidnapped by g-goons or the police are ignoring our rights until they're doing it, and we can only hope we get our day in court to challenge the arrest.

Since the development of DEA, the US courts have been carving out more and more exceptions to the fourth and fifth amendments of the Constitution of the United States, and by even the 90s (with some big thanks to RICO laws / rulings) we are no longer policed by consent, but by force, because there's no one around with more firepower to stop them.

This was only noticed by minorities, especially in the 1990s with the crackdowns against street gangs and feral youths. At that point we were seeing ur-fascism feature #8 ( The enemy is both too strong and too weak ) where street gangs are described as feral youths who can't be negotiated with, while the same gang is an international organized-crime syndicate.

Then the 9/11 attacks happened, and the PATRIOT act was signed, and DHS was formed, and we noticed that some Americans, typically Muslim Arab-Americans, but sometimes Persian-Americans, sometimes Sikhs...really anyone who looked too middle-eastern, got disappeared by LGMs (dudes who look like cops but without personal or department identification, sometimes without the yellow POLICE plates), and rendered abroad to black sites to get tortured. But much of the US overlooked it because we were sore about WTC1 and WTC2.

(some of us screamed like Cassandra that this was a big move towards fascist autocracy, but I digress)

When Obama took over FBI was searching hard for terrorists in US borders but couldn't find many, and had to invent some (Remember Kellyanne Conway's Bowling Green Massacre? In the actual Bowling Green event no-one died but two refugees were gaslighted by FBI with a budget into doing some inoffensive para-terrorist work, and entrapped into terrorism charges. They're still serving time.)

By then, our massive surveillance state was in operation and all of the US' internet traffic went through NSA, and when there were Islamist militants who were thinking about a plot to suicide bomb an American asset, we'd send a predator drone to literally burn his village down: the CIA drone program killed 50 civilians -- including grandmothers and children-- for every person-of-interest neutralized. We learned that while video games don't make kids violent, making real-world warfare like a video game still meant the operator squeezing the trigger got PTSD. US drone programs had a turnover rate about as bad as German einsatzgruppen (death squads who mass executed villages for betrayal or harboring Jews).

So in 2016 when Trump won, Cassandra over here screamed about the Obama administration disabling all the mass intelligence state and surveillance state assets before Trump could get a hold of them.

We got a break, as Trump pissed off CIA and the rest of the intelligence community, so they weren't talking for a while, but then, somehow, when he had a Heritage Foundation plan and staffers who knew what structures were in place, we elected him President of the United States for a second time. Even despite his insurrection charges (which were stalled until moot).

So yeah, the previous administrations, knowing this was going to be a problem gave the Trump regime is very own SS / Brownshirt secret police (who behave a lot like the Sicherheitsdienst under Reinhard Heydrich) complete with a concentration camp system that is overflowing due to purge quotas.

During the 2020 George Floyd protests, there was a move to abolish ICE who had been hunting undocumented folk and were sent in to brutalize the demonstrations, which only pissed off more Americans, and there was a movement to Abolish ICE (what was always just a paramilitary department to serve the will and interests of the current administration, id est, a secret police).

We are now suffering the consequences of having failed to follow through.

[-] uriel238 14 points 2 days ago

Is that her face?

Is that the sound of fast-approaching leopards?

Is it face-eating season?

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When the riot squads come... (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/27474134

Abolish Ice. No Kings. Free Palestine.

Down with monarchists!

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When the riot squads come... (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 6 days ago by uriel238 to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/27474134

Abolish Ice. No Kings. Free Palestine.

Down with monarchists!

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When the riot squads come... (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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Abolish Ice. No Kings. Free Palestine.

Down with monarchists!

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Is it? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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Does a TOS on a suicide prevention line feel a bit coercive to anyone else?

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Release candidate with feedback considered. Release candidate provided no critical problems.

Use! Spread! Teach the world!

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Text:

Musk's salute at Trump's Inauguration (sic) doesn't make him a Nazi

Musk's $250 Million donation to an autocratic usurper Makes (sic) him a Nazi-producing industrialist

Musk is to Nazis what the Hostess board of directors is to Twinkies


Sorry about the additional caps. I may also darken the background for legibility.

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February 2017. Similar sentiments.

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Rule Practice (OC) (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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Who will rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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Another one of my old-man memes.

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EARLY TRAINING
🫳: Sit!
🐶: <hesitates, then sits>
🫳: Good dog!
🐶:

🫳: Sit!
🐶:
🫳: Good dog!
🐶:

LATE TRAINING
🐶: I would like a treat, please.
🫳:
🐶: I would like a treat, please.
🫳:
🐶: I would like a treat, please.
🫳:
🐶: I would like a treat, please.
🫳: Maybe you've had enough treats for now?
🐱: I, too, would like a treat, presented in the usual manner.
🫳: DAMMIT!

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