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[-] cattywampas@lemmy.world 88 points 4 weeks ago

Ain't nothing wrong with fusion cuisine.

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 35 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

This is also a grocery store Philly Roll. We’re already past simple fusion and into some Red Giant Helium-to-Oxygen shit. If my man wants some ranch, then so be it. He’s not denying himself an unsullied cross-cultural experience.

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[-] comador@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

My favorite fusions:

Sushi Burritos

California Burritos

Kimchi Mac N Cheese

Chicken tikka masala pizza

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 25 points 4 weeks ago

Kimchi Mac N Cheese

Mac & kim-cheese.

[-] cattywampas@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago

Kimchi grilled cheese is a very tasty and very easy lunch!

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[-] Xenny@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Curry pizzas sound like a bad idea till you realize a lot of curries are just pizza ingredients that you put on bread.

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[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Kimchi Mac N Cheese

For those reading and thinking "what the actual fuck", don't knock it until you've tried it. This is in steady rotation at my place. You'd think American cheese is a bad fit for asian food, but budae jjigae has been a staple comfort dish in Korea since the war and proudly boasts this flavor combo.

Anyway, this dish is incredible. The kimchi funk is mellowed by the other ingredients and contributes acid, spice, and seasoning to the overall dish for practically zero effort.

Top and finish as you like. Here, we like to take it deeper into East Asia by adding chopped green onions, fried shallots, peanuts, and chili crisp.

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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 47 points 4 weeks ago

That roll has cream cheese inside. It's already considered a capital offense in Japan.

[-] BillyClark@piefed.social 20 points 4 weeks ago

That's my thought. There's nothing more offensive about ranch than using cream cheese.

I used to live in Japan, and from what I could see, Japanese people aren't fundamentally opposed to the concept of sushi with weird ingredients. They simply just don't think it's normal sushi.

[-] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

Right? I'm Canadian. Poutine is a culture here, especially Quebec (Where I lived for a short time). Poutine is straight fries, fresh cheese curds, and gravy. That's it.

You can totally add whatever you want to it. Plenty of restaurants exist to make pulled pork or extra loaded poutine. Want to add green onions? Ceaser dressing? Tater tots? Have at er, bud. Just don't call it a traditional poutine.

I make sushi at home. I used to work in a sushi shop full time. We had all the traditional rolls for people but also some off the cuff ones like with cream cheese and such.

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[-] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 32 points 4 weeks ago

Don't yuck other peoples yum. As long as it's legal.

[-] Lag@piefed.world 37 points 4 weeks ago

What Nazis were doing was legal at the time.

[-] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 weeks ago

And I will bravely yuck the Nazis' yum.

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 10 points 4 weeks ago
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[-] SippyCup@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago

Dear God Godwin wasn't fucking kidding.

Also, point of fucking order here, the Nazis absolutely committed crimes to come in to power and orchestrated an illegal power grab.

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[-] Vespair@lemmy.zip 31 points 4 weeks ago

God when can we stop pretending to give a shit about how people eat?

I'm sure if we keep pretending to care about people putting pineapple on pizza just one more time it will finally be funny, right?

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 15 points 4 weeks ago

I've never considered this, but now I sort of want to try it.

[-] ramble81@lemmy.zip 13 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah the moment I read it, it was less “ewww” and more “huh, I wonder…”

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[-] FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

A big ol dab of tartar sauce on that fishiness.

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 15 points 4 weeks ago
[-] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago
[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

Yes, as we all know no one ever takes jokes too far to the point of electing them president of a powerful nation.

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[-] cRazi_man@europe.pub 7 points 4 weeks ago

Seriously. Let people do their crazy shit. It isn't hurting anyone else.

You want ketchup with steak? Go crazy.

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[-] Generica@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago

Q: How do you get a blow job in Texas? A: Dip it in ranch

[-] TomMasz@piefed.social 13 points 4 weeks ago

In the distance, Japanese sirens.

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 weeks ago

Those “fancy” sushi at restaurants that have the orange sauce drizzled over them in a fancy pattern? That’s mostly mayo, which is in the same family as ranch. I wouldn’t do it, but it’s not as insane as it first appears.

[-] prole 12 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I mean..................... Maybe we shouldn't jump to conclusions here? I'd give it a go lol

Also, it looks like Philadelphia roll, so might actually go well together.

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 11 points 4 weeks ago

What about Kewpie mayo mixed with organic buttermilk?

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[-] farmgineer@nord.pub 9 points 4 weeks ago

I live in Japan and don't like ranch dressing. I still don't have a problem with this, really. I think it would overpower the tastes of the ingredients since ranch has garlic, herbs, etc., but that's their choice.

[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 weeks ago

?! They came up with the Genova convention for this to never happen again iirc

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[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 8 points 4 weeks ago

Americans are such degenerates it's actually crazy

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

It could be worse. He could have battered and deep-fried the sushi before dipping it in Ranch.

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 7 points 4 weeks ago

Well, they say two wrongs don't make a right, but you might be onto something here.

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[-] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

I dip mine in cocktail sauce after putting Wasabi and ginger on it. With squeezed lemon juice in the cocktail sauce

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[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Are they saying that getting eel and putting bbq on it is wrong ?

because i don't see how it adds up different.

[-] BillyClark@piefed.social 12 points 4 weeks ago

Eel sushi already has a Japanese BBQ sauce on it.

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[-] Skanky@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

Someone tell me what doesn't taste good with ranch. Go on. I'll wait.

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