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"sushi"
God when can we stop pretending to give a shit about how people eat?
I'm sure if we keep pretending to care about people putting pineapple on pizza just one more time it will finally be funny, right?
You seem like fun.
They do actually seem like someone who prefers people be less judgmental and would be likely fun to hang with
Yeah, if you want to hang out with people who turn every instance of non-serious, light teasing into the something it obviously isn't... but I wouldn't. Those people are annoying as fuck and looking for any possible excuse to self-righteous douchebags.
Lemmy thinks the OP actually called HR on this dude
Almost certain the post is meant as a joke.
Punching down is generally not a good way to go about comedy.
This isn't punching down it's just razzing someone's questionable food choice.
Do you have any idea what "punching down" means, whatsoever?
Jesus fucking christ, you relentless blowhards turn everything into something it's not. It's a lighthearted joke about food preferences, who fuckin cares, you goddamn drama queens.
I mean..................... Maybe we shouldn't jump to conclusions here? I'd give it a go lol
Also, it looks like Philadelphia roll, so might actually go well together.
You should try it with ketchup.
French dressing with ranch, or Franch.
"That's them, officer, right over there"
No officer would arrest me once they've tasted the greatness that is sushi with melted cheese and ketchup.
Ain't nothing wrong with fusion cuisine.
This is also a grocery store Philly Roll. We’re already past simple fusion and into some Red Giant Helium-to-Oxygen shit. If my man wants some ranch, then so be it. He’s not denying himself an unsullied cross-cultural experience.
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No A1?
In The UK: "No HP?"
I don't know of anyone who has attempted to eat sushi with brown sauce, but I feel like the flavour profile could work, now that you mention it.
Brown Sauce
Why would you call it this?
I literally could not think of a less appealing name if I tried.
Because that's what is it's been called for generations. How the hell do you not know this before commenting? Are you one of those piece of shit Americans who thinks everything needs to be done the way you expect it?
He's just using it, not marketing it.
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That roll has cream cheese inside. It's already considered a capital offense in Japan.
Japan’s most popular fairly-priced national sushi chain is doing things much more wild than ranch on a rotating monthly basis. Every time I’m in Japan for work I stop in to Sushiro just to see what they’re doing this month that would make American weebs angry.
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I live in Japan and don't like ranch dressing. I still don't have a problem with this, really. I think it would overpower the tastes of the ingredients since ranch has garlic, herbs, etc., but that's their choice.
?! They came up with the Genova convention for this to never happen again iirc
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Those “fancy” sushi at restaurants that have the orange sauce drizzled over them in a fancy pattern? That’s mostly mayo, which is in the same family as ranch. I wouldn’t do it, but it’s not as insane as it first appears.
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