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[-] harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 12 hours ago

They can be the same thing. COMPETITIVE HOUSEKEEPING YEEHAAAW!!!!

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 4 points 11 hours ago

The only one I do is EXTREME IRONING!!!

[-] Matty_r@programming.dev 2 points 2 hours ago

DomestiCORE 6000!!

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 30 points 13 hours ago

I'm only able to keep up with it during my summer break from teaching. That said, I've told people that it's a matter of energy, not time*. I get my house spotless in two hours a week, but doing just one 90 minute lecture drains me to the point that the last thing I want to do is clean.

*Note: Folding clothes can fuck off, somehow that nonsense takes an hour with minimal impact on my home.

[-] arrow74@lemmy.zip 60 points 15 hours ago

Remember housework used to be considered a job that needed a full time adult to attend to

[-] lauha@lemmy.world 23 points 14 hours ago

Now you get the appeal of minimalism. If cleaning is taking too much time, then reduce the amount of things you have to clean.

[-] tristynalxander@mander.xyz 8 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Wanting less, buying less, and spending less are the open secrets to success.

Then invest most your income, and you have a lot of time and money (relatively).

[-] Zizzy 125 points 18 hours ago

Its only staggering in the context of having to spend all of my free time and energy making money for someone else

[-] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago

Feel free to start a business of your own. It takes 200% of your free time and after paying employees there's often nothing left to live on.

[-] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 91 points 18 hours ago

"I hate being a housewife. You cook, you clean, you do laundry, and then six months later you have to do it all again."

Joan Rivers

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago

Unironically me with anything to do with dust

It just doesn't bother me. I sanitize stuff, but I can raise a whole dust bunny farm for 6 months before I touch the vacuum cleaner

[-] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 14 points 17 hours ago
[-] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 14 points 17 hours ago

Hey, go argue with Joan.

[-] ClownStatue@piefed.social 14 points 14 hours ago

As you age, the amount of effort increases. At least, it seems to.

[-] prettybunnys@piefed.social 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

The amount of effort it takes me not to eat everything and destroy my mid physique

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 23 points 18 hours ago

Having a mid physique means all the textures were made for you and don't warp in weird ways.

[-] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 14 points 17 hours ago

Status as parent confirmed. 🫩

[-] inari@piefed.zip 9 points 18 hours ago
[-] Undaunted@feddit.org 15 points 16 hours ago

If there'd be a roboter able to clean the whole bathroom, I'd buy it right away. Cleaning the floor is actually the quickest of my cleaning tasks.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 15 hours ago

The Chinese have a robot that will mop the floor with you.

Or you’ll mop the floor with its parts? Trying to get a mop the floor joke in here somehow. But those things fall down, spaz out and disassemble themselves.

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 12 hours ago

Just make sure it has a proper roller mop and not one of those stupid dirty rag draggers.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 13 hours ago

Work smarter, not harder.

this post was submitted on 23 May 2026
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