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[-] explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world 91 points 1 week ago
[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

there are so many links that i've clicked expecting to be horny that turned out to be IT server stuff >:|

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

i feel that this is not appropriate for children and i want this changed to dom/sub or top/bottom. maybe dick/butt. poker/hole?

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 4 points 1 week ago

I mean, main/sub is a strong alternative ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That one is frowned upon by some cultures.

[-] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 80 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Construction is like this too.

Erection, nipples, rods, pipes, vibrators, lube, rope, caulk, penetrate, lay hardwood, and my all time favorite. “Hey Frank, come give me a reach around, I need an extra hand here”

Edit, nailing studs.

[-] Denvil@piefed.world 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I love telling people who aren't from Cincinnati that I had a threeway with some strangers in a parking lot

That is, I ate a 3-way (Cincinnati chili, cheese, and spaghetti) in a parking lot on lunch break with some random plumbers who were also taking their break there

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

how do you know someone's from Cincinnati?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

[-] Denvil@piefed.world 25 points 1 week ago

I'll have you know that Cincinnati cuisine is the absolute greatest cuisine to EVER originate in Cincinnati

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I cannot disagree. You guys need the tautology award for tautology award winners.

[-] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 10 points 1 week ago

Some men are born great
Some men achieve greatness
... and some are from Ohio

Political slogan from the 1840's Presidential campaign ("Tippacanoe and Tyler too!")

[-] DarthFreyr@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

"Get me some oil so I can tap this tight hole. You're going to need to screw it hard, and then drop a double nut on it. Make sure to keep your bush clean, or you can try sticking your finger in and twisting it around, otherwise you'll never get this hard shaft into it. And remember: if it's walking funny when you drill, try putting the tip between a pair of nuts."

Maybe a bit more machining, but it's not even a stretch to make it sound absolutely terrible. Those are all even pretty reasonable statements in context (if you know zero slang), not just isolated words.

[-] Longmactoppedup@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Had any "Full penetration butt welds" lately?

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 63 points 1 week ago
[-] palordrolap@fedia.io 53 points 1 week ago

haha forking processes and killing children

wait

[-] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago

Remove child from parent using fork

:)

[-] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Daemon spawning mmm

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

Oh my god I'm sorry I compiled so fast. This never happens. You're just so pretty...

[-] cbazero@programming.dev 12 points 1 week ago

I dumped my core so fast ...

[-] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 week ago

I think there are 4 reasons:

  1. Most people are very horny
  2. It people are very online
  3. A lot of it people are obsessive with it, consequently easily identifiable as such.
  4. Other professions aren't as identifiable, or online.
[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Linux shell also has... a thing going on.

touch
top
mount
man
fsck
[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Software, firmware, and hardware.

[-] NightmareQueenJune@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Today i realized, that firmware is just the between-step of soft and hardware.

[-] Cevilia 14 points 1 week ago

Just wait until you learn about buttplug.io!

[-] tauonite@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Vibe coding before it was cool

[-] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 11 points 1 week ago
[-] prole 3 points 1 week ago

--verbose is for when you want dirty talk

[-] vantablack 1 points 1 week ago
[-] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago

you cannot create art if you aren't horny.

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[-] Alvaro 9 points 1 week ago
[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Keep It Stupid. Simple!

[-] ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago
[-] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it,...

[-] joe@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago

Look, most of us are just kinda repressed and low-level horny at all times

[-] mirshafie@europe.pub 1 points 1 week ago

Some of us aren't repressed!

[-] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago

It goes WAY back.

The Apollo Guidance Computer software had a routine called KISSING. ...about LM-CM docking, of course.

You saw the opening scene of Apollo 13 and thought only the astronauts used horny references in regards to the docking? Think again! So did the programmers.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

Tell me more about Alice's brother Bob's sisters.

Maybe they can help me find a new way to decompress.

[-] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago

cherry-pick the tip

git reset --hard HEAD

and on and on

[-] applebusch 4 points 1 week ago

It's all the trans girls and eggs. We tend to show up in software roles a lot, and we tend to be pretty horny.

[-] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[-] aMockTie@piefed.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

We're good with technology, so we're VERY easily able to find our EXACT preferred porn for our EXACT fetishes. That snowballs.

Also, forget ALT-TAB. We Linux users LOVE having keyboard shortcuts for completely different desktops... for reasons.

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