[-] Alvaro 33 points 5 days ago

"Sir, you seem to be low on vitamin C, which gave you scurvy, but Grok says that it is more likely to be an psychosomatic response to an internal conflict between the way you live your life, and the Hitler inside you waiting to be let out"

[-] Alvaro 5 points 5 days ago

Stupid enough to do AI slop, stupid enough to not know how to disable the lid actions

[-] Alvaro 23 points 5 days ago

The same people who say "Nazis were socialists, it's in the name!" Will go on to say "Antifa is a terrorist racist group!"

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submitted 1 week ago by Alvaro to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

Just shows how phones stopped innovating on design

[-] Alvaro 65 points 2 weeks ago

Not that I am a stunt person, but as far as I know:

  • training (there are ways to fall that are more controlled and less harmful)
  • hidden safety gear (thick clothing, hidden protection)
  • hidden set safety (fake floors that are soft, mattresses that are removed in post, etc)
  • and finally, getting actually hurt, a lot... All stunt people get hurt often, it is an actually dangerous job
[-] Alvaro 85 points 2 weeks ago
  • .md
  • .tar
  • .gz
  • .iso
  • .lnk
  • .txt
  • .exe
  • .mp4
  • .mp3
  • .jpg
  • .png

I want to watch the world burn like it did on the creation of the .zip TLD

[-] Alvaro 77 points 3 weeks ago

Either that or life savings and a financial countdown that they ignore until they run dry

[-] Alvaro 78 points 3 weeks ago

It is no different than a human.

You could also have a beard, but if your neck, chest and crotch are hairy, your beard is connected to your bush in one long stretch of body hair

[-] Alvaro 82 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Everytime this happens I only hear either

  • "We don't know security so we will hide our shitty code"

Or

  • "We want to make more money but here is an excuse"
[-] Alvaro 86 points 4 weeks ago

What a fucked up title. Upstanding dude dies in an unfortunate accident and the title makes fun of his very moral standing.

[-] Alvaro 78 points 4 weeks ago

1+2+3 = 1+5 = 15

[-] Alvaro 67 points 1 month ago

I know someone who would always say "we go on three" and then just shout "three!" Without counting or anything. I told him that was super confusing and he just didn't agree and moved on

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Alvaro to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

What I mean is, how do you deal with the logical conclusion that no one can ever truly be relied on and that you can always find yourself alone with no support?

Or do you disagree with this conclusion and think that some people can be relied on and that you can know that you won't end up alone?

And if you are alone, how do you deal with the inherent human yearn for others when you know that you can never truly rely on them?

Edit: To clarify, I am talking about personal relationships and not about professional or paid help.

[-] Alvaro 76 points 2 months ago

Noted. Attack men from the side, women from the front 😎

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submitted 3 months ago by Alvaro to c/adhd@lemmy.world

What the fuck? I had a serious allergic reaction to ritalin (hives and throat closing up)

And now Im afraid that any amphetamine will kill me 🥲

Atomoxetine it is 💪

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submitted 4 months ago by Alvaro to c/vegan@lemmy.world

Are you strictly dating vegans? Maybe you are open to dating vegetarians? Maybe you view it as a personal choice and you don't mind dating non-vegans?

Does the goal of the relationship change your answer? If it is a long-term relationship, or a short-term one, or a casual one, or friends-with-benifitis or even a one-night-stand?

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