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[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 91 points 3 weeks ago

submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet

She designs bioreactors and doesn't even want to see mine for reference smdh

[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 weeks ago

She mer on my poly til i dissipate

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[-] grandel@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago

smdh

Shaking my dick head?

[-] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 weeks ago

I believe that is called helicoptering

[-] prettybunnys@piefed.social 6 points 3 weeks ago

Is yours smooth?

I’d love to see that

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[-] FluidBeef@quokk.au 68 points 3 weeks ago

Why do men do this? Even when I was young and clueless I knew this would not work, and that also women talk to each other.

[-] Tiresia@slrpnk.net 59 points 3 weeks ago

The goal isn't what you assume it is. You're projecting your own goals and concerns onto those men.

My guess would be exhibitionism. They get sexual gratification from acting sexually towards women regardless of how those women feel about it. As for women talking to each other, that's less of a risk on dating apps, and even irl it has never been decent at preventing sexual offenders from having plenty of victims.

[-] Batmancer@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago

I asked my man slut roommate (no shame, all sluts rock, all kind people rock) a while back, how he gets all these girls with this behavior?

He said, “I just cast a wiiiiide net and the ones that respond are down”

Beautiful and simple explanation. Just like he was, to clarify, above average beauty, and =< average smarts. Pretty good guy overall. I don’t recall he was a dick to rejection just moved along to the one that accepted.

[-] Janx@piefed.social 18 points 3 weeks ago

This makes me think of womanizing Boomhauer from King of the Hill. His "secret" is to just hit on basically every single woman he sees, lol...

https://youtu.be/pNZU0SGmYyI

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

But was he sending unsolicited dick pics or just saying hi? Because if it was the first one I got some news for you, and that news would be about him not being a good guy just because you didn’t have any problems.

If he was just saying hi…why did you respond to a comment about specifically unsolicited dick pics?

[-] CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

So often the real thing is other men don't know how objectifying and creepy their womanizing friends are, because they aren’t the target. They don't see the behavior, often because they don't want to, so its easy to ignore.

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[-] LogicOverFeelings@piefed.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago

Ah yes, the good old spamming technique.

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[-] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I too wonder this sometimes. Than I realize a lot of men are clueless in general about the opposite sex.

I think the motivation of a lot of people like this is to just have meaningless sex. Someone is not flashing their dick to a future spouse. Not many stories I have heard where it goes "Once I saw that dick pic, I knew your father was the one."

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Not many stories I have heard where it goes “Once I saw that dick pic, I knew your father was the one.”

Romance is dead.

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[-] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

this would not work

You assume the goal is to actually try to date or fuck. It's not. The goal is to intimidate and degrade, to make someone else uncomfortable. So viewed through that lens, it works.

[-] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 44 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Soulg@ani.social 16 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah as much as I support the message every time I see this I cringe at the imsosmart energy lol

[-] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Very pleased to meet herself.

[-] sepi@piefed.social 23 points 3 weeks ago

Send unsolicited pictures of dudes buttholes back

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 34 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago

I can't believe it's not spider mandibles :(

[-] BryyM@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

It got me for sure

[-] 33550336@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Apart of that sending dick picks is dumb, her post sounds like classism at a full display. No matter that the capital is in education and not directly in money (but probably it is, too). I found this message pretty sad and upsetting. It's like a millionaire bragging in front of a homeless.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 16 points 3 weeks ago

It's not classism to complain about stupid people doing stupid things. She's not complaining about low class people

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[-] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

People love a moral reason to be racist, sexist or classist. Because what are you going to do? Most people are too fucking scared to call bullshit out when someone can just point at something slightly worse and claim your just giving a pass to that other thing.

Naw fuck the dude sending dick pics. And fuck this cunt for being a uppied shit stain.

Both people are terrible.

Fuck most people including me. People fucking suck.

[-] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Nah, most people are okay most of the time.

But we do all suck sometimes.

Pobody is nerfect.

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[-] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 6 points 3 weeks ago

Educated, rich men still send unwanted dick pics

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[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 weeks ago

Wait, wait wait!

You can't just drop the fact of working polymer heat dissipation and not go deeper

[-] CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

🥵😮‍💨 I love a woman who can talk nerdy to me.

Then again I’m incapable of sending a dick pick and wouldn't if I could because I respect that brain mmmmmm brain.

#totallynotazombie #smartwomenaresexy

[-] applebusch 14 points 3 weeks ago

Meanwhile I try to get to know someone on an app who messaged me first and all I get are two word replies... Dating apps are trash.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Was it ever, in all history, ever solicited?

[-] Soulg@ani.social 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Sometimes yes, some women ask for dick pics when actively sexting

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Guide to picking up smart chicks:

~~X Show dick pics~~

✓ Wrongly pronounce Saponification so she corrects you and you can ask more questions about her interests

[-] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

What a shame, when there's so many opportunities for an opening pun relating to "her bioreactor" or "engaging in heat dissipation"...

Talk about low hanging fruit...

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[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 10 points 3 weeks ago

I have seen this before, it is a repost from years ago.

I remember, because it was particullary irritating seeing a scientist harrassed.

[-] espurr@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 weeks ago

Wish someone sent me a d*ck pic...

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 7 points 3 weeks ago

Best I can do is a dik-dik

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[-] Zoop@beehaw.org 6 points 3 weeks ago

a photo of two cute ducks happily eating birdseed next to a pool

Here you go bb. Two for one! ;)

This is the cute-ass duck couple that hangs out in a nearby apartment complex's pool when it's closed to humans every spring. I love them.

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[-] PyroNeurosis 7 points 3 weeks ago

So judgy! Maybe the bro can't pronounce saponification because he's only seen it written down!

/s

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[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Her vocabulary is intimidating.

The only thing intimidating was saponification, which was the point of dropping that word. Otherwise the rest was mundane.

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[-] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Best response I've seen to unsolicited dick pics is responding with the previous unsolicited dick pick.

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[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Your response should be "it appears you neglect application of saponification products during hygiene". With a "🤢" for added punctuation.

[-] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Its consciousness, not conscience. Conscience is specifically one's moral awareness.

Also its closer to 4 billion years.

That said, I understand her anger about stupid people. And people who slut shame can die in a fire.

[-] Marternus@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 weeks ago

So many words for just telling the world that she doesn't like his dick. Anyways noone should send dickpics to strangers bc it just doesn't work and produces more harm to sensitive ppl including the sender.

[-] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Why does she need a boyfriend if she has so much pleasure listening to the sound of her own voice?

Dick pics are cringe tho.

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