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[-] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Why does she need a boyfriend if she has so much pleasure listening to the sound of her own voice?

Dick pics are cringe tho.

[-] anothercatgirl 2 points 1 day ago

88 comments, 888 updoots, cool numbers.

[-] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 2 points 20 hours ago

It’s like Super Smash Bros, everyone is here

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Guide to picking up smart chicks:

~~X Show dick pics~~

✓ Wrongly pronounce Saponification so she corrects you and you can ask more questions about her interests

[-] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Best response I've seen to unsolicited dick pics is responding with the previous unsolicited dick pick.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago
  1. Screenshot it in case they keep harassing you
  2. Report them for sexual harassment
  3. Block them (or ignore if the app you're using has that instead so they won't know you did anything)

That said, the unsolicited dick pics I've received have been more of a frustration because I stopped responding. In that scenario they want a reaction, any reaction.

[-] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 days ago
[-] Soulg@ani.social 16 points 2 days ago

Yeah as much as I support the message every time I see this I cringe at the imsosmart energy lol

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[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 90 points 3 days ago

submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet

She designs bioreactors and doesn't even want to see mine for reference smdh

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[-] FluidBeef@quokk.au 67 points 3 days ago

Why do men do this? Even when I was young and clueless I knew this would not work, and that also women talk to each other.

[-] Tiresia@slrpnk.net 59 points 3 days ago

The goal isn't what you assume it is. You're projecting your own goals and concerns onto those men.

My guess would be exhibitionism. They get sexual gratification from acting sexually towards women regardless of how those women feel about it. As for women talking to each other, that's less of a risk on dating apps, and even irl it has never been decent at preventing sexual offenders from having plenty of victims.

[-] Batmancer@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago

I asked my man slut roommate (no shame, all sluts rock, all kind people rock) a while back, how he gets all these girls with this behavior?

He said, “I just cast a wiiiiide net and the ones that respond are down”

Beautiful and simple explanation. Just like he was, to clarify, above average beauty, and =< average smarts. Pretty good guy overall. I don’t recall he was a dick to rejection just moved along to the one that accepted.

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

But was he sending unsolicited dick pics or just saying hi? Because if it was the first one I got some news for you, and that news would be about him not being a good guy just because you didn’t have any problems.

If he was just saying hi…why did you respond to a comment about specifically unsolicited dick pics?

[-] CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

So often the real thing is other men don't know how objectifying and creepy their womanizing friends are, because they aren’t the target. They don't see the behavior, often because they don't want to, so its easy to ignore.

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[-] Janx@piefed.social 18 points 3 days ago

This makes me think of womanizing Boomhauer from King of the Hill. His "secret" is to just hit on basically every single woman he sees, lol...

https://youtu.be/pNZU0SGmYyI

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[-] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

this would not work

You assume the goal is to actually try to date or fuck. It's not. The goal is to intimidate and degrade, to make someone else uncomfortable. So viewed through that lens, it works.

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[-] espurr@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 days ago

Wish someone sent me a d*ck pic...

[-] Zoop@beehaw.org 5 points 1 day ago

a photo of two cute ducks happily eating birdseed next to a pool

Here you go bb. Two for one! ;)

This is the cute-ass duck couple that hangs out in a nearby apartment complex's pool when it's closed to humans every spring. I love them.

[-] espurr@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

Aww always together forever!!

[-] Zoop@beehaw.org 2 points 1 day ago

Right? They're so darn precious!! I love them!! I'm so happy that they came back again this year :)

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[-] espurr@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

A picture of Rick - Richard "Dick" Astley was unwanted? :o

[-] espurr@sopuli.xyz 3 points 21 hours ago

!!!!!! I didn't realise it was this deep

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Dick goes deep

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 7 points 2 days ago

Best I can do is a dik-dik

[-] espurr@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

What is this thing I have never seen

[-] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

What a shame, when there's so many opportunities for an opening pun relating to "her bioreactor" or "engaging in heat dissipation"...

Talk about low hanging fruit...

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

"check out my low hanging fruit 🍆"

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 10 points 2 days ago

I have seen this before, it is a repost from years ago.

I remember, because it was particullary irritating seeing a scientist harrassed.

[-] 33550336@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Apart of that sending dick picks is dumb, her post sounds like classism at a full display. No matter that the capital is in education and not directly in money (but probably it is, too). I found this message pretty sad and upsetting. It's like a millionaire bragging in front of a homeless.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 16 points 2 days ago

It's not classism to complain about stupid people doing stupid things. She's not complaining about low class people

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[-] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Its consciousness, not conscience. Conscience is specifically one's moral awareness.

Also its closer to 4 billion years.

That said, I understand her anger about stupid people. And people who slut shame can die in a fire.

[-] applebusch 14 points 2 days ago

Meanwhile I try to get to know someone on an app who messaged me first and all I get are two word replies... Dating apps are trash.

[-] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 2 points 1 day ago

I recognise this image from a ways back. Do guys still do the unsolicited dick pic thing? It's practically a meme how stupid it is and how it doesn't work.

[-] FatVegan@leminal.space 4 points 1 day ago

It's still a thing, but i'm honestly not sure how common it is or was. So many girls on tinder told me that they get sent dick pics all the time. When i asked them how people send pictures on tinder, i got deleted.

The lady in this post just really wants to talk about how incredibly smart she is and how dumb men are. Not saying she never got a dick pick, but that wasn't really the point.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 days ago

Wait, wait wait!

You can't just drop the fact of working polymer heat dissipation and not go deeper

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[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Her vocabulary is intimidating.

The only thing intimidating was saponification, which was the point of dropping that word. Otherwise the rest was mundane.

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