No weapons

Does mayonnaise count?

Yeah, 50 F is chilly.

Mysteries and Mayhem (in my ass)

"Sorry doc, was thinking about work. Did you say something about line go up?"

That sounds like mental illness.

ETA: Replace "work" in that quote with practically any other activity/subject, whether outlandish or banal.

I sit through movies but I don't remember them because I'm thinking about baking cakes.

I sit through movies but I don't remember them because I'm thinking about traffic patterns.

I sit through movies but I don't remember them because I'm thinking about cannibalism.

I sit through movies but I don't remember them because I'm thinking about shitposting.

Obsessed with something? At best, you're "quirky" (depending on what you're obsessed with). Unless it's money. Being obsessed with that is somehow virtuous.

Thanks! Good to know it's tranquil at least.

Note to self: there is a difference between "naturalist" and "naturist". Safer searches start by sticking to the specific spelling. 🤦‍♂️

If these leaked blueprints are to be believed...

And what happens when it ends up in shark-infested waters?

Who says that is metrics for success?

Society, unfortunately. I know that my worth as a human being is not defined by my net worth. In fact I actively push back against it. But it doesn't change the reality of society as a whole choosing to look down on anyone that isn't "productive" or "independent*". And it's fucking exhausting.

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