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[-] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 56 points 3 months ago

for real though, the CTRL tap accessibility feature to find the cursor is a lifesaver

[-] edinbruh@feddit.it 76 points 3 months ago

On KDE and on MacOS, if you shake the cursor it becomes larger

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

I guess this confirms that I am a man, because I refuse to do anything except jiggle the mouse until I see it.

[-] Klairabelle@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Am woman, learned today you can use CTRL to find it as I too wiggle it until I find it.

[-] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 months ago

that's what she said!

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 40 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I had a similar matrix of screens at my old job: Seismic survey observer desk. Three rows tall, four columns wide.

They weren't all connected to the same PC, though; If I remember correctly:

  • Top row was one PC (linux)
  • Middle row was another (linux)
  • Bottom left was its own PC (It ran msdos 6.22. Excellent OS for realtime stuff!)
  • Bottom right was its own (linux)
  • middle two at the bottom was windows.

They were all connected to a Raritan KVM switch, so I used that to select which row to control. The exception was on bottom left and bottom right which had a dedicated keyboard and mouse.

I have a picture of it somewhere, but I can't seem to find it.

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Bottom left was its own PC (It ran msdos 6.22. Excellent OS for realtime stuff!)

really? I used 6.22 back in the day - what's it still being used for these days?

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Not sure if it's still in use today, but the above description was 2008 through 2012. Msdos was used for "gun timing", which basically amounted to extreme precision when it came to opening or shutting some solenoid valves. The computer had a GPS input and a bunch of serial outputs, and a control line (also serial).

The control line sent instructions of which solenoid to open when, a time reference was determined by the GPS, and you can probably guess what the serial outputs were for.

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

i had a similar setup when i worked at a NOC.

thank god i never intended to have children. lol

[-] VegOwOtenks@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago
[-] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 3 months ago
[-] Noja@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 months ago

The cursor is on Monitor 3 (there is no monitor 3 but Windows thinks there is)

[-] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

I'm confused... Cursor? Surely you control everything via keyboard?

[-] prettybunnys@piefed.social 6 points 3 months ago
[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Image with just text saying "ME: it doesn't have a tail, so I'm pretty sure it's a hamster." Tech Support: "\*Sigh* fine. Right click on your hamster...:

(Shamelessly stolen from this very community.)

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 21 points 3 months ago

right-click and see where a menu opens.

[-] crazycaveman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

pastes into putty

am I doing it right?

[-] CForsyth@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 months ago
[-] bss03@infosec.pub 1 points 3 months ago
[-] chattre 14 points 3 months ago

KDE shaky shaky

[-] Subscript5676@piefed.ca 13 points 3 months ago

What is this activity you call "looking for my cursor?

On my computer, I summon my cursor.

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[-] derry@midwest.social 11 points 3 months ago

Fooled us all. That's a tanning booth.

[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago

I now undestand whom that KDE cursor is for?

[-] Speiser0@feddit.org 8 points 3 months ago

That's why you have eyes in the panel.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

No, seriously: what are they for? They exist since X and at that time, displays were 800p max.

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

People have been losing their cursors since the Xerox labs days.

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

You’d need 3 sets to triangulate with in this setup.

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

There's no way he ever looks at the top row.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

this is why he can't find his mouse.

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 1 points 3 months ago

Having worked with such setups before, yes the top row is used, infrequently but watched

[-] Gumbyyy@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago
[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I struggle with my neck and 3 screens. I've gotten really good at doing a bunch of shit at once on one screen so my neck doesn't hurt as much lol

[-] ThomasWilliams@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Windows are too big. The whole point is to have small windows and multiple screens so you don't have to move your eyes around in their sockets in the window you're working which causes eyestrain.

They might have well just have fewer screens and click through windows.

[-] gwl 5 points 3 months ago

Where the fuck is the image? Not loading for me

[-] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Check monitor number 8, it may have opened there.

[-] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 5 points 3 months ago

Loads fine for me. It's someone sitting in front of a desk with 15 large monitors surrounding them in a semicircle, 3 monitors stacked on top of one another in 5 columns.

[-] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 months ago

surely just using the terminal?

[-] MunkysUnkEnz0@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Go to mouse l settings, make your cursor larger and change the contrast. So when the curse is black and it goes over something white and then white when it goes over black

[-] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

That's why I no longer code in C#.

[-] Chais@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

This is a job for a tiling WM. Imagine doing this on Window$.

[-] raven@lemmy.org 2 points 3 months ago

Wiggle thing on MacOS and you'll see it. ✨ Got you covered there.

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