one of today's lucky 10,000

very short children's book, with intentionally atypical rhythm, by Dr Seuss

written in call-response style in dialogue between two characters (unnamed and Sam-I-Am)

https://www.readstoriesforkids.com/Green-Eggs-and-Ham-text.html - text without images, but best enjoyed with the images

the full book on The Internet Archive https://archive.org/details/greeneggsham0000unse/

noticed someone like "comments are lazy! never use them! write better code!"

A:

• I'm paid for doing the job, I'm not paid to be not lazy.
• comments are fucking useful

The real answer is it's not A or B. Comments matter, but don't scattershot them either, better written code can make it so it's less comments, not commentless.

Humans are not infallible beings, even code written with the perfect intent can have bugs in it, or be overly rigid and inflexible, caused by moments of fuzzy logic coming from the meat side.

Without comments though, when that fuzzy code breaks, then nobody else will know what the original intent was and will then have to waste time either deciphering the intent and then fixing the one or two badly written lines out of the thousands, or rewriting the whole thing from scratch.

Also, there's the other factor you're ignoring. There's no infallible programming languages either (especially JavaScript, king of inconsistency.)

Intuitively you'd assume that !nullyValue is always going to behave the same, but that's just straight-up not true for all instances, and you need comments to go // known bug with Firefox v12, have to use this none-standard pattern as workaround

Easy mistake to make 😅

Great response!

Ah but it paints fascism in a negative light, therefore woke

*Tinder

Ah see but, Bf1 is "woke"

That's a good prompt response! It reads just like an actual person who is worried about a stupid thing for no good reason at all.

Ah it's very simple, you would buy this if you'd made your whole personality about being a GAMER, where you believe that the only real games are FPS PvP War Simulation, and everyone that plays anything else is a poseur.