by selling me a license that lets me run their software on my own machine, not theirs. Like in the old times

have have

Yes, a different cuestion usually has a different answer

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academy award nominee "Margot Robbie" of course!

these actions already admit defeat

I will, in turn, be very thoutful about buying any of your games.

whoops, one of our developers slipped on a banana peel and accidentally hit all the right keys, over the course of a couple of hours, to accidentally implement ads in the game

I'm european. That's already how these things work.

Maurice Moss almost managed it, but unfortunately he had an overheating problem

it's involved in crypto. That's a permanent red flag for me.

each new phone is more expensive, with less functionality.

hover on the touch screen? gone

iris scanner, gone

headphone jack? gone

air pressure sensor? gone

humidity sensor? gone

ir blaster, gone

meanwhile I get charged out the ass for storage space.

Why the fuck would I want a newer phone?