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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by TotallynotJessica to c/transmemes

I became trans bc someone misgendered me and I was too awkward to correct them

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[-] lwhjp@piefed.blahaj.zone 73 points 2 months ago

I tried on a bra as a joke and couldn't figure out how to take it off.

[-] verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone 34 points 2 months ago

Let me guess: You also use vim?

[-] blaze@programming.dev 29 points 2 months ago
[-] lwhjp@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago

Ohhh... I was trying (setq bra-hook nil)

[-] r4venw@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

Pshh everyone knows you can toggle metamorphesis with C-x M-c M-butterfly

[-] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 months ago

First I wanted to ask why you didn't use scissors, but then I remembered how expensive those things are.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago

Scissoring isn't real

[-] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 53 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I gave my gender to my (now) brother. His old one was broken, and it's not like I need one anyway.

[-] applebusch 44 points 2 months ago

The gay frogs in the water supply

[-] LadyMeow 38 points 2 months ago

I got Max level on the first go around and decided to prestige.

[-] catfeeder@piefed.blahaj.zone 34 points 2 months ago

I fell asleep listening to ASMR, and "ASMR that turns you into a girl" was somewhere in the queue

[-] GalacticSushi 28 points 2 months ago

Put on a pair of programmer socks. In a venom-esque fashion they brought out my gayest and most feminine urges while refusing to let me take them off.

[-] Una@europe.pub 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Witch dropped me into bucket full of estrogen.

[-] GalacticSushi 13 points 2 months ago

Where can I find this witch :3

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

I wanted to be gay but didn't want to date men

[-] TotallynotJessica 13 points 2 months ago

based, but wrong answers only ;3

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

similarly "my five favorite grandfathers are gay, and i always looked up to them and admired them, and my wife is really hot, so i figured why not?"

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Damn, leave some grandpas for the rest of us

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

no my polyamorous gay grandpas were the best. i got to grow up thinking that kind of love and sharing was normal.

[-] kivihiili 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

my ass was just becoming way too big to fit "normal" male standards tbh

[-] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 months ago

What are my pronouns? Yes. 

[-] vantablack 16 points 2 months ago
[-] TotallynotJessica 9 points 2 months ago

I doubt there's a better reason tbh

[-] JennyLaFae 16 points 2 months ago

Ate my twin in the womb. (Not actually entirely wrong in my case)

[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 21 points 2 months ago

Hey, wrong answers only!

[-] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 months ago

Killing your twin in the womb doesn't make you trans, it makes you a highlander.

[-] JennyLaFae 7 points 2 months ago

It does when his Kuato-ass sry gene with my mom's PCOS fucked me up 😘

[-] vinceman 16 points 2 months ago

I read a book with a female protagonist and got confused

[-] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 months ago

there were too few women in it and wanted to even the statistic

[-] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago

Exposure to gun oil.

[-] SqueakyBeaver@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 months ago

Image with more pixels for anyone who wants it

[-] TotallynotJessica 7 points 2 months ago

Yay!

but anyhow, why are you trans? (if you are of course)

[-] SqueakyBeaver@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago

Yup

Came out something like 4-5 years ago I think?

(The big trans flag on r/place 2021 cracked my egg, so I have a weird relationship with reddit lol)

[-] TotallynotJessica 6 points 2 months ago

Reddit replacing Digg ---> Transing a SqueakyBeaver

[-] Akagigahara@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

My autism diagnosis

[-] MrsVeggies 7 points 2 months ago

Well, I was worried I might be gay, so I switched teams. Now I'm totally straight 😉

[-] MrsVeggies 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

But lol it actually turns out I was bi... 🤷‍♀️ se la vie.

[-] puppycat 6 points 2 months ago
[-] TotallynotJessica 3 points 2 months ago

Just like a billionaire to only want us as his sex dolls

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

was just walking along and my balls exploded off. i didn't know that could happen

[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I heard you could win at sports so I went for it lol

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Username sounds like a batman villian too.

[-] TotallynotJessica 5 points 2 months ago
[-] zea_64 2 points 2 months ago

They invented more genders and somebody had to take them

this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2026
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