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[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 232 points 1 month ago

Log in with caution

Carefully... CAREFULLY!

[-] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 1 month ago

clicks the Delete My Account Instead button

[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 16 points 1 month ago
[-] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 25 points 1 month ago

More like, "are you sure?"

Are you really sure?

Okay, but, like, are you for real sure?

Sure, just… confirm your password

Confirmation code sent to your phone

Now, log out and back in, to be sure

You sure, right? Didn't change your mind?

Okay, confirm link sent to email

Okay, but, like, take a look at what you'll be missing. Are you really sure?

Oi, I'll let you in on a secret: we got a very special deal, just for you. How about that? Sounds good, innit? How about we stop this silly thing and get back inside, so you can enjoy this sweet, sweet deal?

Aight, get it. You hate good deals, and don't care missing out on what we have to offer. Please call us at 0118**************** and explain thoroughly why exactly you're leaving. Btw, can we get that written as well? Just, y'know, a little dissertation on the matter. Just mail it over to our headquarters

Aight, just so you know, we'll have to charge a little account deletion fee. Standard procedure, here.

Hate to see you go :(

We'll miss you tons. Come back anytime!

*marks account inactive*

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[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I cahn't believe you've done this.

[-] TomMasz@piefed.social 102 points 1 month ago

I knew that potato would come in handy!

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 42 points 1 month ago

My 2fa tater rotted, how do I log in?

[-] TomMasz@piefed.social 22 points 1 month ago

Use a PDF of the Wikipedia article on potatoes.

[-] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
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[-] dumnezero@piefed.social 84 points 1 month ago

We're going to return to user + password in the near future.

[-] TeddE@lemmy.world 112 points 1 month ago

Please drink verification can to continue

[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The code is at the bottom of the can and can only be seen be shining a flashlight down it. This completes Step 1 of the verification.

Oh and it changes your pee color so it can reveal the ~~passkey~~ pisskey verification QR code on the urinal in front of you to complete Step 2 of the verification.

[-] MML@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

It costs the company millions a year but at least no poor person gets anything for free.

[-] Cevilia 6 points 1 month ago

That pings your phone, you confirm that, which dispatches a dermatologist to your location to confirm your identity via birthmark. She hands you the frequency of a unique Chilean numbers station, you tune in to that and it reads off the one-time passcode you can use to login.

[-] frezik 26 points 1 month ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

i never stopped

[-] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 75 points 1 month ago
[-] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 1 month ago

Honestly I thought it was great when OAuth started making it easy to use my various pre-existing IDs as logins for websites. But now I cant remember which one is which and my password manager doesn't give me any hints. Sigh.

[-] ramble81@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 month ago

Honestly that’s why I just stick with local site auth and a password manager. 1) it lets me remember things via my manager and 2) if it’s compromised, they’ll only have access to that site and not other ones I’ve used to log in with.

[-] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

I generally do too. But then you're also at the mercy of whether the site was designed with even the most basic of security in mind. Luckily the password managers all generate unique passwords so one site getting hacked and plaintext passwords stolen won't get my bank info put at risk - but still.

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid 34 points 1 month ago

somebody actually make an app where you log in with your calculator

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[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 32 points 1 month ago

One more reason for me to make an OnlyFans

[-] Zink@programming.dev 27 points 1 month ago

It's not the funniest one, I don't have an account, and I don't live near one. But if I ever see the option to log in with Jollibee on any legit service I am already using I am switching over to that ASAP.

[-] rem26_art@fedia.io 23 points 1 month ago

Surely, potato won't sell my data, right?

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[-] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago

Always pick login with calculator, and spoof someone else's id.

Login with your mom 👩‍🦳

[-] MagnyusG@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago
[-] the_artic_one@programming.dev 10 points 1 month ago

What's more american than ordering a tray of spaghetti from a fried chicken restaurant?

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[-] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

i live nowhere near a jollibee 😭

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[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Login with a solemn promise

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 10 points 1 month ago
[-] wakest@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago
[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago
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[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago

Ugh. Moooooooooooooom. I need you to login again

[-] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

I'm logging in with a potato!

[-] sip@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago

totally possible, given you can digitally sign PDFs.

[-] uservoid1@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Bestest quality

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I'll take the XL Pancit Canton, please.

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