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[-] TeddE@lemmy.world 112 points 1 month ago

Please drink verification can to continue

[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The code is at the bottom of the can and can only be seen be shining a flashlight down it. This completes Step 1 of the verification.

Oh and it changes your pee color so it can reveal the ~~passkey~~ pisskey verification QR code on the urinal in front of you to complete Step 2 of the verification.

[-] MML@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 weeks ago

It costs the company millions a year but at least no poor person gets anything for free.

[-] Cevilia 6 points 4 weeks ago

That pings your phone, you confirm that, which dispatches a dermatologist to your location to confirm your identity via birthmark. She hands you the frequency of a unique Chilean numbers station, you tune in to that and it reads off the one-time passcode you can use to login.

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