Except he was furious that Augustus was touching the chocolate river and he was even more upset that he fell in it, presumably because that batch is effectively ruined.

Then they can fuck off.

I was curious when I was hearing the police chatter saying the suspect was wearing a "cream-coloured" jacket, when in the assassination footage it's pretty undeniably black or a dark colour at least.

Wth is this article, the ring is being made in celebration of them as a watch company. It's a cute little gimmicky ring because making an anniversary watch is exactly what people expect them to do.

They didn't make a ring to compete with the Oura or Samsung's whatever. The article even mentions the Timex ring watch which was similarly made because they're celebrating 170 years of being in the business. Why even bring up smart rings/watches at all?

it should just be, big button for power on and off, and another button for mode/cycle.

Zoomer Gatorade.

Even if he was right, his word can't be taken seriously because of his position. He's never going to admit his product is actually detrimental.

this is a better contraceptive than condoms depending on who you ask.

toy guns have been a thing since before your grandparent's grandparents were born, slapping 'fidget' to them doesn't suddenly make them new. not to mention these look like they're made by the same people who made the viral "carrot" knife Korea was freaking out about.

Deafness isn't binary, they could be capable of hearing the music but not making out the lyrics.

"Don't be evil"

Shit writes itself.

people seem to glaze over the fact that China is at odds with the United States politically, the ban has little to do with protecting people's privacy and more to do with preventing another country from having such an influential tool ready at their fingertips.