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[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 16 hours ago

become tifa

become martial arts expert

kick shit out of jk rowling

[-] AGNSFWAccount@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Lindsey is great but Flora is my waifu

[-] RepleteLocum 1 points 11 hours ago

I fucking despise that motherfucker. First he ruined my Reddit feed, I went to lemmy and now his shitty ads are showing up here too?

[-] seralth@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

This is an ad. The creator of this game spams ads of his game all over the place. He'll frequently leave out the name cuz he knows people have gotten so angry at him at people b**** about it and then we'll give the name which he then spams more pictures of it. He's been banned from a lot of subs for spamming

He's also just kind of generally an a******

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 9 points 18 hours ago

One way I might get a cute young girlfriend, other way I might become young. Win, win.

[-] Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone 15 points 22 hours ago

Does becoming my own waifu implies that a copy of present me remains, and the waifu-me marries the me-me?

.. because Im fine with that from either perspective. I kinda like me.

[-] kittenzrulz123 9 points 20 hours ago

I dont have a waifu tho, do I just get to pick any character :3

[-] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 20 hours ago
[-] kittenzrulz123 4 points 14 hours ago

Im picking Brisket than

[-] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago

Oops, you got the "become waifu" option twice, and it canceled out with itself

[-] maya@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 16 hours ago

Darn, just going to have to press it again.

[-] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 day ago

That's a 100% chance of my waifu becoming real.

[-] rbn@sopuli.xyz 4 points 21 hours ago

Maybe you just turn into a nasty pillow and the next tenant in your appartment tosses you into the trash.

[-] Zorsith 15 points 23 hours ago

Sorry, didn't hear you, i was busy slapping this button repeatedly.

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

Nothing is real or I am nothing? Sign me up.

[-] mauumauukittycat 4 points 18 hours ago

win win, I either get catra or become her

[-] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

Why would my waifu want anything to do with me? She could do better.

I don't want to make people happy so turning into my waifu doesn't help either.

[-] kepix@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

that means my whole body becomes another human. meaning i will not exist, no mind, no records of anything from before.

if my mind stays the same, the female hormones would probably fuck it up...or i donno. is there a doctor in the house who could tell me what happens when a fenale body gets a male brain?

[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

I mean, I already did become the waifu!

[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 11 points 1 day ago

The real waifu was the friends we made along the way

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago

So there's a 25% chance of waifu twins?

[-] bownage@beehaw.org 8 points 1 day ago
[-] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

How would it work if I'm my own waifu?

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

When I grow up, I wanna be a waifu

[-] bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

give me the button to kill myself /jk its a reference

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

What if I'm my own why-foo?

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