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[-] SacredHeartAttack@lemmy.world 61 points 3 weeks ago

Isn’t ravioli just a dumpling?

[-] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 35 points 3 weeks ago

Just like chili is a stew (which is a very thick soup) and hot dogs (and tacos) are open faced sandwiches and so forth.

Pretty much all of these memes fall apart if you at all know how to cook. Which is probably why they are so lasting.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

The memes are intended to show the absurdity of trying to apply strict classificationss to something as varied as food.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 weeks ago

This is a strict classification of why these memes fall apart.

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[-] Eq0@literature.cafe 7 points 3 weeks ago

Somehow, I agree to ravioli=dumpling but can’t go as far as saying that pop-tart equals anything in that category

[-] SacredHeartAttack@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Poptart seems more like a turnover to me.

[-] cowfodder@lemmy.world 45 points 3 weeks ago
[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 30 points 3 weeks ago

Easy. First off:

Pop-tarts are calzones.

More fights:

Greek salad is fruit salad

Paris sucks

Chick-fil-A isn't actually good

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Pop-tarts are calzones.

This is more accurate than ravioli but its still the wrong kind of dough. Pop-tarts are empanadas.

Greek salad is fruit salad

True.

Paris sucks

Never been but its not particularly high up on the list of places I want to visit.

Chick-fil-A isn’t actually good

It's OK at best. Certainly not worth the line (the one I live near is always packed) or the bigotry they fund.

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[-] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago

Dude Paris is fucking awful. Trash and pickpockets literally everywhere

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[-] WagnasT@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago
[-] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago

Lol ... you're both wrong ... it's data

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Um ackchually, the creator of data says it's pronounced data

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[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Carcel@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago

1 / 3 = 0.333...

0.333... + 0.333... = 0.666...

0.666... + 0.333... = 0.999...

1 = 0.999...

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[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 16 points 3 weeks ago

I only need 2:

JavaScript frameworks

[-] Apepollo11@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago
[-] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 weeks ago

That's showing some backbone

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[-] Lulzagna@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] Stern@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago
[-] moakley@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

That's grape.

Blue is a flavor, and it's yucky.

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[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Only for liquids.

[-] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

That's ridiculous. The singular of ravioli is raviolo, a singular pop tart couldn't possibly be multiple ravioli.

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[-] moseschrute@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry it's actually a lasagna.

There are 3 foods. There is soup. There is salad. And then there is lasagna. That's it.

[-] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Where does steak fall into these classifications?

[-] Nycto@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Steak is single layer meat lasagna with no sauce

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[-] Apepollo11@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Roller skates count as vehicles

[-] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

I think the hyphen in poptart is a bigger sin than the statement.

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 10 points 3 weeks ago

Punishment is ineffective long-term

[-] elvith@feddit.org 9 points 3 weeks ago
[-] BassTurd@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

For me, it's not the pineapple, it's that Hawaiian pizza is bad. Pineapple, jalapenos, and pepperoni is a great combo.

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[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

A ravioli is an amphibious hot pocket

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago
[-] halvar@lemy.lol 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

they said no politics

[-] nik9000@programming.dev 7 points 3 weeks ago

It's not for everyone. I like it because I'm old and grumpy.

[-] Iceman@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago
[-] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

A sandwich is actually a type of lasagna. Close but no cigar.

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[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

A bowl of cereal is cold soup.

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[-] WagnasT@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Pour milk first, then cereal.

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