[-] halvar@lemy.lol 9 points 1 day ago

Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig sh*t, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

[-] halvar@lemy.lol 2 points 1 day ago

it is, but on average 353 out of 365 person's is coming sooner

[-] halvar@lemy.lol 3 points 2 days ago

tururú tututú

itt hallom a fülemben he

[-] halvar@lemy.lol 5 points 2 days ago

What I did is I linked my new account in the bio of the old one and vice versa. Not much more you can do.

[-] halvar@lemy.lol 3 points 2 days ago

Democracy has it's ups and downs. Countries tend to elect authoritarian regimes from time to time but as long as people care the pendulum always swings back. But only as long as people care.

[-] halvar@lemy.lol 8 points 2 days ago

We will get rid of Orbán for real next year for real for real

[-] halvar@lemy.lol 10 points 3 days ago

The lion will however concern himself with the medical bill after the ambulance has to take him to the hospital.

[-] halvar@lemy.lol 10 points 3 days ago

Get me a bloody steak and some fucking potates too while you're at it!

[-] halvar@lemy.lol 11 points 3 days ago

I once heard (meaning I haven't the slightest idea of how accurate this is) that there was a Lincoln speech where his political opponents were disrupting it and so he went into the crowd to pick one of them up and then throw him a good 3 meters away.

[-] halvar@lemy.lol 35 points 3 days ago

Dean Norris making selfies with the most random bullshit's got to be it's own genre by now

[-] halvar@lemy.lol 21 points 4 days ago

does that mean anakin detransitioned?

[-] halvar@lemy.lol 51 points 4 days ago

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HIM

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