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[-] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 119 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine if @everyone just tagged everyone on Lemmy

[-] weeeeum@lemmy.world 78 points 2 weeks ago

Yo just got pinged. What dis about

[-] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

yeah I'm here too from the ping, is there like birthday cake or something?

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 12 points 2 weeks ago

josh promised there'd be beer and balls, that's why I'm here

[-] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

I got the birthday ping, it's on Sunday. Who's coming?

@Everyone

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[-] whimsy@lemmy.zip 35 points 2 weeks ago

And it propagates to mastodon. And the rest of the fediverse

[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine if @everyone just tagged everyone on Lemmy

imagine if @everyone just tagged everyone on the entire fediverse

[-] TotallynotJessica 8 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, it just tags everyone on all social media.

Random WeChat user: "wtf is a lemmy?

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[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago

My name is Nicole, but you can call me the fediverse @everyone

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

BRO YOU INTERRUPTED MY WANK FOR THIS.

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[-] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago

HEHEHE, PILE ON!

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[-] anton 13 points 2 weeks ago

@everyone Please take me of this mailing list.

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

PLEASE STOP USING REPLY ALL

[-] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 weeks ago

Perfect for gorgeous looks, can push asap @everyone

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

Who gave you the permissions to use @everyone ?

[-] Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 weeks ago

Why have I been notified of this comment? It's not even that funny

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[-] Metostopholes@midwest.social 109 points 2 weeks ago

They're seeing a girl? I don't understand.

[-] Carnelian@lemmy.world 74 points 2 weeks ago

I think just meeting? Why don’t they meet on discord? This is all very confusing

[-] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago

I wouldn’t expect you to understand

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

Knew it. @everyone

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[-] Cattypat 84 points 2 weeks ago

someone PLEASE put this into written word that I can copy and paste

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 112 points 2 weeks ago

Here you go, friend:

Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where l am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again l don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, l have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand) @everyone

[-] TomSelleck@tucson.social 78 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago

He told you you wouldn't understand

[-] Mad_Punda@feddit.org 31 points 2 weeks ago

A new copy pasta has dropped.

[-] AngryPancake@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 weeks ago

It's pretty old and now I feel old :'(

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 16 points 2 weeks ago

It can't be that old, I mean Discord is that brand new thing, right? Couple of years old at most?

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 weeks ago

Logo used since 2021

Okay good, I don't have to come to terms with my mortality today

Initial release May 13, 2015; 10 years ago

😦

[-] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

2021 was almost half a decade ago.

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[-] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 70 points 2 weeks ago

Tell me you're 14 years old without telling me you're 14 years old

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 weeks ago

Being on Discord got that covered.

[-] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm also on Discord, much as I'd rather not be - as I expect many others here also are.

Lemmy allowed me to cut reddit out completely, because it successfully fills the same purpose for me - a feed of news, information, memes and random stuff, with room for discussion. There may not be as much content as reddit or as many niche communities, but that doesn't matter.

But with Discord, there are specific communities that compel me to stay on Discord, because that's where the people are. I'd love to move entirely to better and more open platforms, but unless those communities move too I can't leave completely.

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[-] freshcow@lemmy.world 59 points 2 weeks ago

The @everyone at the end got me

She goes to another school. You don't know her.

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[-] CorruptCheesecake@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Localhorst86@feddit.org 15 points 2 weeks ago
[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 19 points 2 weeks ago

Bro = Beautiful round octopus

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[-] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 25 points 2 weeks ago

you'll most likely get aired

Huh?

[-] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

(you wouldn't understand)

[-] ramble81@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 weeks ago

I’m guessing similar to “ghosted”, like a phone call where all you get is dead air.

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[-] Provinto@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 weeks ago

"(a real one)" does so much in this

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago

I have it under good authority that this is incredibly dangerous because girls have cooties.

[-] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago

(you wouldn't understand)

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Me (on the Fedi) seeing le dank meme (on the fedi) and talking about it, understanding you all (onda feddi) wont get it.

(the post isn't a joke?)

[-] zod000@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago

Well, it's true, I don't understand what the fuck I just read.

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