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Anon is gay, checks out
Fake: anon has sexual intercourse.
Gay: well, anon said so himself.
I hate this anti science bs. Let’s get a double-blind peer-reviewed study going asap.
are you volunteering?
Pretty sure glory holes are doube-blind by definition... 🤔
Pretty sure you'll be able to tell apart a fish from a penis in a glory hole
not if you puree and syringe the eggs into the urethra, we're talking science here, we have the technology
What the fuck did I walk into
Science, apparently.
Kind of like an oil change from Blue Mountain State... Jump to 2:09 on this video
yes, exactly like that, lol
🎶 There's a chance you're gonna get a dick But it's worth it 'cause the quality of fish Yeah, the flavor that you gain outweighs the risk 🎶
I don't know, might want to do a double-blind peer-reviewed study to make sure
If you want something done right…
on 4chan it's more likely to encounter a gay man than a straight woman
Does that mean the OOP really liked the dish?
Only if the fish ate a lot of pineapple.
We have gotten to a point were it could be a complaint or compliment, like, "this taste like ass" could be a complaint or compliment.
It's mighty fine ass, but it's still ass
Being gay doesn't necessarily mean you also like semen. Or sweaty balls. Or big hairy men with strong arms who can throw you around.
Sorry, what were we talking about again?
True and gay
I like salmon roe. Pretty sure I wouldnt like semen and dont wanna find out
We're opposites. I love semen and really don't want to find out what salmon roe taste like.
Did I just witness a conversation between a male and female salmon?
No it's a male salmon and a gay male salmon. Grow up /s
Do you like fishsticks?
Semen has such a range of flavour though. Bad semen legit tastes like battery acid.
For me it's not a taste thing, it's a texture thing.
Semen or caviar?
I adore ikura.
Slimy textures make me retch.
I don't think it tastes like semen.
Se? Sure. Men? Ehh.
both come from the sea
I can't imagine just eating straight fish roe, but I don't mind some on my sushi rolls...
Egg basket looking ass
Not a fan of salmon eggs and caviar, unless I was starving.
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