[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago

That's how it's done in my country. If you hear the dangly bits scraping on the roof of your truck, you won't fit.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You know the dealer, the dealer is a man

With the love grass in his hand

Oh but the pusher is a monster

Good God, he’s not a natural man

The dealer for a nickel

Goin to sell you lots of sweet dreams.

Ah...but the pusher will ruin your body;

Lord he'll leave your mind to scream.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 15 points 1 day ago
[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 5 points 2 days ago

Except with that delicious billionaire meat.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 9 points 2 days ago

Are Ripley and the alien in a situationship?

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 7 points 5 days ago

JFC? I don't know that brand.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 5 points 6 days ago

Does this canadian pill addict psychologist sound like Kermit?

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