Golar bears and Pizzley bears

Fun fact: Grizzlies and Polar Bears are the same species according to the Biological Species Concept.

Calling it that gives it too much credit, it is something thought up in the 17th/18th century without any concept of genetics and evolution.

Which might explain why it breaks down almost instantly under any amount of scrutiny.

There are tons and tons and tons of species that can do this. It’s not clear to me what the prevailing species concept is nowadays, if we’re even still following one.

instructions unclear, bears are now on pcp

So...

Snapping out of your fantasy as you're being eaten alive is a bad move.

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That depends on the bear's tactical training, if the bear went through bootcamp then it's one slap, if the bear is also a SEAL then it's half a slap.

Also.

Some black bears are brown.

Some brown bears are black.

Good luck everyone.

Bear is white, say good night, and tuck it in and tell it a story. Once the bear has fallen asleep snuggle up to it, so it has a fresh morning snack.

I remember somewhere they were saying you should remove your clothes (slowly piece by piece) with a polar bear. The bear will get distracted and start sniffing your clothes.

I think it was a QI episode and then David Mitchell said something like that Polar Bear being happier in the fact that the human would be better to eat this time because it didn't have a wrapper.

Turn around is a bad idea

If it's brown, lie down

Can’t blame them. They’re running out of options.

It will keep you warm and cozy for the rest of your life!

Only once

10 seconds of fighting, 170 seconds of screaming while being ripped apart.

You mean there are single cougars in your local area ? I always thought these ads were lying

Moose are not to be trifled with either. If you accidentally put yourself between mama and baby, you’re gonna have a real bad time

Polar bears will absolutely try to hunt you. They'll eat anything that moves. The only way to deal with a polar bear is a gun.

Is the US the first floor is the ground floor, second floor is what is called the 1st floor in many other countries