Hank Green just posted a video detailing the strategy of this admin.

My initial read of this was, "tornadoes and potatoes" and I prefer that read now.

This has to be the most indepth copy-pasta I've seen lately. Well done.

What do I do if mine's not on here? What kind of mid-life-crisis is this?

Reminds me of the post from the cat owner who hear a noise and first reaction was, "I'm going to shove my finger so far up your little asshole!" because they thought their cat was up to mischief again only to later realize they unintentionally scarred a burglar for life.

I still burn CDs. This whole streaming thing won't last. Also, my back hurts...

I'm predicting the breaking news story for June 2nd is they find out they're fired.

As the current popular phrase goes, the difference between a million and a billion is about a billion.

I still wanna know when that wall will be built. Remember, the one Mexico will pay for? What about that? One dumbass thing at a time, here. We can just queue it up with all the other things stuck in the definitely drained swamp muck.

It's this shit that gives me hope.

Not the protests.

Not the community building.

The fact that the "in-chargers" are so mindless that they don't know not to eat each other.

I heard our glorious leader will be making an upcoming EO mandating all homes be retrofitted with coal-burning stoves.

Oh say can you see

I had a nice little profile on there until about a month ago. I didn't delete when I saw AI spammers join. And I kept my profile even when the mods were starting to become reddit-ish. What sent me over the edge was when they announced a partnership with an AI company who said they were "just there to beef up security". Yeah, no, not for me. Super sad, too, because Bluesky is a good idea, but I'm sticking with the fediverse.