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I personally think uncut is better as it looks more natural, and is probably better for bees and other insects. The flowers and other weeds that grow make it look nicer as well.

I don't think cutting a lawn is that bad as long as its not done too often, though.

edit: grass. This is a post about grass.

Edit: Lawns, like the grass in your lawn, jesus christ.

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[-] Secret300@sh.itjust.works 51 points 3 days ago

You knew what you were doing

[-] floo@retrolemmy.com 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

UNCUT

Uncut has more play. And has more flavor. Uncut feels better

Uncut all the way

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Purposefully misinterpreting itI personally prefer uncut, and I'm uncut myself, although I'm not going to hold grudge towards anyone who has it done, or goes into the realms of genital modifications.

[-] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Uncut. Fuck lawns. Back in 2020 or so I jokingly asked my housemate if he wanted a yard or an orchard when he was bringing in more fruit bushes, and we realized it was a serious question and the answer was resoundingly "orchard".

And for the bait, still uncut. I've got the cock nature intended for me and I like it that way. Every once in a while I'll get smacked or scraped in a way that makes the circumcised guys wince, but it doesn't hurt me at all. Imagine wanting your most sensitive spot exposed to suffer for every scrape, lol

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[-] salvaria 65 points 4 days ago

I prefer uncut. Sometimes, when it's cut, you can tell that it's been done poorly and it looks really weird. Sometimes it's so bad, I need to get a knife and fix it before the main event! Other times, it's too large and I need to cut it down to the right size before I shove it in my mouth.

I hate when they fuck up my pizza slices :(

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[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I thought this was about dicks.

[-] pixeltree 49 points 4 days ago

I can't stand my facial hair so I definitely cut it. Penises I prefer uncut tho

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 11 points 4 days ago
[-] pixeltree 36 points 4 days ago

No thanks I don't smoke

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Ooohhh. Yeah, I grind that, or just break it up with my fingers if it's fluffy.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 days ago

You're supposed to smoke the grass, not cut it.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

My dream:

In every city and town, local horticulture and landscaping shops would have hearty grass alternatives, a combination of plants selected from the local biome, that could withstand moderate foot traffic and don't require replanting every year.

I've never actually seen any horticulture shops offer such a seed package, granted I haven't really been looking since I don't have a house.

[-] hungryphrog 13 points 3 days ago

Fuck lawns, I'll rather use the space I have to grow something like veggies or flowers, and leave some spots for nature. Also... maybe think a little more about wording the next time you post something like this. :P

[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

They had to know what they were doing, right?

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago

I'd say I usually prefer cut. Otherwise its length becomes completely unmanageable. I don't have all night to watch only a single film, y'know?

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

This better not apply to lotr

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[-] Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago

if you uproot all your grass and replace it with clover so you don't have to cut every 3 weeks or so, does that still count as "cut?"

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[-] mydude@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago

I usually like directors cut best myself.

[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago

Definitely uncut. All the extra shit they can add to it just dilutes the high.

[-] refreeze@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago

I find my uncut wood a little too big to fit in the fireplace, so I think I will say cut.

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 20 points 4 days ago

You wish. Your fireplace can barely tell your uncut wood is in there.

[-] leraje 5 points 3 days ago

Cut, otherwise you do a line and you wake up in A&E.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

The Columbians get upset when you cut their shit; pride over that 'pure un-cut' label...

[-] TehBamski@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago

I prefer my bread pre-cut. my hair cut low, and my trees un-cut.

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[-] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I like my monarchs cut.

Wait, wrong thread.

~Viva~ ~la~ ~Revolutión~

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

Uncut. Those pre-sliced sheets are handy, but they're either too big or too small for the present you're wrapping, and you end up wasting more.

[-] match@pawb.social 16 points 3 days ago

uncut. i wanna get my tongue in that foreskin

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 14 points 3 days ago

Sir, this is a ~~wendy's~~ post about lawns.

[-] match@pawb.social 17 points 3 days ago

oh i know! i just meant that if your dad is busy mowing the lawn, then i can't get busy sucking his dick

[-] hungryphrog 5 points 3 days ago

skill issue.

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

Comment section is the real MVP

[-] deeferg@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Cut, personally. Usually the guitar string ends get in the way when you don't cut them, so definitely cut to me.

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 4 points 3 days ago
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[-] SnotFlickerman 21 points 4 days ago

I'm bald anyway so it doesn't really matter, cut or uncut, it's all the same.

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[-] Corno@lemm.ee 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Cut or uncut, it's still grass and all grass is beautiful. Did you know that grass belongs to the family Poaceae, and it only appeared during the Cretaceous period? If you ever see a depiction of the Jurassic period and there's grass, it's inaccurate!

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[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 10 points 3 days ago

I don't like lawns in general. Grow something useful; food for you or rewild for pollinators and biodiversity.

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[-] sem 10 points 3 days ago

I prefer cut, I like how the gemstone sparkles and shimmers in the light, even if it is less massive afterwards.

[-] Glory_of_Fire@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

I’ll take what I can get.

oh you meant lawns…cut of course I’m not a savage

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I prefer meadow (or your biome's equivalent) lawns. Well actually I want a food forest, but natural lawns rock too

[-] TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 days ago

Pretty sure straight up grass is not all that great for most critters regardless. I know some folks mention that all clover is actually decent since it doesn’t grow all that high and is still good for insect life.

[-] Acamon@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Uncut in general. But it can go a bit insane, with a few giant weeds that start turning into bracken. What works for us (but ymmv obvs) is having some dwarf goats or sheep. We move them around the property and they nibble the grass and weeds but don't make it a miserable mowed lawn. It looks like a lovely meadow. And they're surprisingly affectionate and relatively low maintence.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 6 points 3 days ago

Definitely cut. Paper is so hard to write on if it's not thin!

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Well, my mind is in the gutter I guess. Yards, I like a balance. Wild in defined spaces; food garden without weeds; open yard is literally mowed weeds, not too short. Flower garden has some weeds. We get lots of bees and butterflies with this scheme.

(On the question I thought you were asking, slight preference for uncut)

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 9 points 4 days ago

Uncut, for sure. I like a good thick slice of saucisson and when it comes precut its always too thin.

[-] swelter_spark@reddthat.com 6 points 3 days ago

I like it uncut. I think it's better for the birds, plants and insects, and it feels better under my feet.

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[-] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago

I'm currently in an apartment so I don't have one, but when I did I let it all hang out. Let the bush breathe!

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