Nice
Because that's one nice weevil

this is actually a thing, I guess (NSFW)

WE CAN'T DO THAT, IT'S LIKE PUNISHING THE MOMS WHO ALREADY HAD CHILDREN!!!! /s

Someone who always has a snack for me if I'm feeling down?? Sign me the fuck up!

It depends, how many USB ports does the sister have?

Oh sure, when the cat walks into a house and wants to live there, they're all "omg it's so cute" and "let's go buy it food and a bed", but when I do it, they're all "who the hell are you?" and "leave or I'm calling the cops" :(

I liked the story about the "very high" runes and so I found a source. Apparently, the writing was "Tholfir Kolbeinsson carved these runes high up".

Link to article

The article title is a little misleading - the tadpoles of this frog don't poop because they're only in a small amount of water and they'd quickly foul it if they pooped frequently like other animals. Instead, they wait until they start to become frogs, then they safely poop outside of their spawning pools.

Seadogs and wenches - 🏴‍☠️

some shrikes are also known as butcherbirds because of the habit, particularly of males, of impaling prey onto plant spines within their territories. These larders have multiple functions, attracting females and serving as food stores.

Wikipedia

It would have cost you zero money not to post this

Wasn't someone saying "toot toot" and farting a part of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide? Lol