☣️☠️☢️🔥🩸⚡🇬🇧❄️💤😁👍 "I'm rule" by salvaria in c/onehundredninetysix
[-] salvaria 35 points 7 hours ago

Because of OP's title, I'm now imagining a "British" debuff. What's that like? "Scurvied" ? Or "stabbed"?

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With Stop Killing Games-supported EU petition now closed, the campaign's loudest voice reckons it's "done about as well as is humanly possible" (www.rockpapershotgun.com)
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post your funniest saved meme / media rule by salvaria in c/onehundredninetysix
[-] salvaria 21 points 2 days ago

an fake ad for burrito. it reads "ASS BLASTER QUEEFARITO - SO HOT YOU'LL SHIT YOUR BALLS OFF!" in the corner, there is a Taco Bell logo, but the text has been editted to say "BACO TELL"

It Had Aerospace Engineering, A Marvel by salvaria in c/memes@lemmy.ml
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hoarding (sopuli.xyz)
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Rule (beehaw.org)
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Ah yes, the three genderules (piefedimages.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com)
submitted 2 weeks ago by salvaria to c/onehundredninetysix
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cross-posted from: https://piefed.zip/post/249148

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Campaign asking EU to stop publishers "destroying" online games hit by anonymous transparency complaint (www.rockpapershotgun.com)
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Just say it gurl (sh.itjust.works)
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Everything's bigger in Texas (sopuli.xyz)
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Statement on Stop Killing Games - VIDEOGAMES EUROPE (www.videogameseurope.eu)
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Rule Corner (maps.app.goo.gl)
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Thieves steal $1.3 million in Illinois jewelry store heist, owner says (abcnews.go.com)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30983917

In a carefully planned overnight heist, thieves cut through a safe and stole more than $1.3 million worth of jewelry from a store outside Chicago, the store owner said.

The burglars worked for nearly five hours during the night of May 9-10, 2025, disabling Internet service to the entire office complex where Rick Kleinvehn Diamond Brokers in South Barrington, Illinois, is located before breaking into the store, according to store owner Rick Kleinvehn.

South Barrington is about 45 minutes outside Chicago.

"They used a wet saw, and the interior where the safe was became all slushy, muddy, just kind of a goo on the floor from them cutting for hours and hours through that steel," Kleinvehn told ABC News. "They had buckets, and they were filling buckets and pouring it on the hot metal."

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Illinois Republican mistakes Sikh for Muslim, calls him delivering prayer in House ‘deeply troubling’ (thehill.com)
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The Incredible! (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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Daycare cost $2k a month by salvaria in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
[-] salvaria 178 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

WE CAN'T DO THAT, IT'S LIKE PUNISHING THE MOMS WHO ALREADY HAD CHILDREN!!!! /s

Living my dream by salvaria in c/curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works
[-] salvaria 173 points 3 months ago

Someone who always has a snack for me if I'm feeling down?? Sign me the fuck up!

Thanks reddit, very helpful. by salvaria in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] salvaria 106 points 4 months ago

It depends, how many USB ports does the sister have?

master manipulators by salvaria in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[-] salvaria 126 points 7 months ago

Oh sure, when the cat walks into a house and wants to live there, they're all "omg it's so cute" and "let's go buy it food and a bed", but when I do it, they're all "who the hell are you?" and "leave or I'm calling the cops" :(

same as it ever was by salvaria in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[-] salvaria 153 points 8 months ago

I liked the story about the "very high" runes and so I found a source. Apparently, the writing was "Tholfir Kolbeinsson carved these runes high up".

Biology rule by salvaria in c/196
[-] salvaria 121 points 10 months ago

Seadogs and wenches - 🏴‍☠️

Butcherbirb by salvaria in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[-] salvaria 97 points 11 months ago

some shrikes are also known as butcherbirds because of the habit, particularly of males, of impaling prey onto plant spines within their territories. These larders have multiple functions, attracting females and serving as food stores.

Wikipedia

Cheese board by salvaria in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] salvaria 112 points 11 months ago

It would have cost you zero money not to post this

Toot toot by salvaria in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] salvaria 102 points 11 months ago

Wasn't someone saying "toot toot" and farting a part of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide? Lol

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