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[-] DrainKikoLake@lemmy.ca 52 points 4 months ago

The Princess Bride!

Any other answer is... inconceivable

[-] essell@lemmy.world 48 points 4 months ago

Monty Python Quest for the holy grail.

Every character, every scene

[-] damdy@lemm.ee 17 points 4 months ago

I think this is the correct answer, at least in English language.

From the top of my head in roughly the right order:

Tis but a flesh wound You're father smells of elderberries We want...a shrubbery Watery tarts throwing swords at people is no basis for a government She turned me into a newt On second thoughts, it's a silly place Bravely bravely ran away You have to know these things when you're a king you know

[-] damdy@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

Off, bad editing

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 9 points 4 months ago

I thought the last scene was a bit of a cop out.

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[-] christian@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 months ago

It took growing up to get it, but I love the scene where the peasant is explaining to King Arthur that strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is a terrible basis for a system of governance.

[-] kittenzrulz123 5 points 4 months ago

I was going to say Life of Brian, also extremely quotable

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[-] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago

That would be the 1985 master piece Clue

[-] vvilld@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Communism is just a red herring!

[-] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

I'm going home to sleep with my wife!

[-] Kurtagag@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

Lot of red flags

[-] charonn0@startrek.website 7 points 4 months ago

Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?!

You don't need any help from me, sir.

That's right! ...

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[-] my_iqzero@lemmy.ml 26 points 4 months ago
[-] digdilem@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 months ago

"Surely you can't be serious."

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.

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[-] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago
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[-] coaxil@lemm.ee 21 points 4 months ago

The Princess bride, no question!

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[-] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 months ago

Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?

Aw man, I shot Marvin in the face.

You know what they call a quarter pounder in Paris?

And you will know that I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

[-] Berttheduck@lemmy.ml 16 points 4 months ago

Hot Fuzz. Hands down.

Everyone's got guns round here. Like who? Farmers, Farmers mums.

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[-] HexagonSun@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 months ago

Ghostbusters:

  • Back off man - I’m a scientist 

  • Listen! You smell something?

  • What about the Twinkie?

  • Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

  • Yes it’s true, this man has no dick

  • Ok, so… she’s a dog

  • When someone asks you if you’re a god, you say yes!

  • Aim for the flat top!

  • Cross the streams

…and much much more

[-] tmyakal@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

I collect spores, mold, and fungus.

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[-] dave@feddit.uk 5 points 4 months ago

'Get her!'--that was your whole plan?

[-] HexagonSun@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

Janine, someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.

[-] vvilld@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Also, dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

I'm not talking about the guys who built the fucking railroad here.

[-] hightrix@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

That rug really brought the room together.

I see you’re not a golfer.

Mind if a do a J?

[-] vvilld@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

You can guess what happens next?

He fixed the cable?

[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago

Is there really a line which isn't quotable in this movie?

[-] weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

Kung Pow Enter the fist.

My nipples look like milk duds

[-] Evkob@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago
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[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 12 points 4 months ago
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[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Super Troopers

From "The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries!" to "BEARFUCKER! DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?!" almost every line in that movie is quotable and relevant to most situations.

[-] Zorsith 9 points 4 months ago
  • Blues Brothers
  • Any Mel Brooks movie
[-] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago
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[-] tiefling 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Star Wars

Any of them (except maybe the sequels)

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[-] mub@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Aliens

There is literally no competition. Every scene has at least 1 classic line. Aliens is also the gold standard reference used by all action movies since.

It's a dry heat

Nuke it from orbit

There goes our salvage guys

You got the duty, open that bag

Mostly

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[-] hightrix@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Old School and Office Space

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

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[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 months ago

I have several ol' reliables:

Grandma's Boy: "high score? What's that mean?"

Snatch: "when you're in reverse, things tend to come from behind ya."

Tombstone: "i got two guns, one for each of ya."

Big Lebowski: "he's a good man Jeffrey. And thorough."

There's more, but those are probably my most quoted.

[-] ryan213@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago

That's a beautiful accent you have. New Jersey?

[-] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago
[-] CuriousRefugee@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 months ago

Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.

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[-] isyasad@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

A lot of quotes from the Batman Dark Knight have become pretty common lingo or at least widely recognized, like "not the hero we deserve but the one we need" or "you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain" or even "some people just want to watch the world burn" or "it's not about the money, it's about sending a message", maybe also popularizing the whole "immovable object vs unstoppable force" etc.

[-] geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 months ago

Lord of the rings

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 months ago

Penguins (of Madagascar): The Movie

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