[-] charonn0@startrek.website 4 points 3 days ago

In emergency cases most holograms can be shut off to match increased energy demands by weapons and shields.

Disengage the safety protocols and suddenly you've got weapons and shield emitters than ought to work just as well as their material counterparts, but can't be damaged (or any damage can be instantly reset). We know that holograms can be projected into space so the only limitation would be the range of the holoemitters.

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Two hunters (startrek.website)

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

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Of Biblical Proportions (startrek.website)

An elderly Catholic priest dies one night peacefully in his sleep after a long life of serving God, and finds himself standing at the pearly gates.

"You were such a pious and holy man in life," began St. Peter, "that as a reward you can make one request of me before leaving behind your worldly cares and entering heaven."

"Well," says the priest, "I'd like to read the original manuscript of the Bible."

Even more impressed now than before, St. Peter grants the request and takes the priest to God's own private library, before leaving him to his studies.

Shortly afterward, the priest lets out an unholy shriek. St. Peter rushes into the library and asks, "what is it? What's wrong?!"

And through gritted teeth and streams of tears the priest cried out: "Celebrate! It says celebrate, not celibate!"

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Taxonomy (mander.xyz)
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the paramount digit loop (cdn.catsweat.com)
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Odd that they never re-filled the whale tank

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Hell yeah its weed (lemmy.world)
[-] charonn0@startrek.website 187 points 1 year ago

Time to violently storm the Supreme Court, then. After all, they approve.

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It would have included loops of Star Trek sound effects, but Paramount lawyers said no.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Satriani#Musical_themes

Thank you for your attention, Bajoran workers. This mandatory cultural appreciation moment has been noted on your time cards and will be deducted from your food ration.

[-] charonn0@startrek.website 165 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Congress has no oversight of state prosecutors. Jordan is using his position of power and trust to pervert the course of justice. This is blatant obstruction of justice.

[-] charonn0@startrek.website 229 points 1 year ago

Of all the things you could reasonably criticize the US over, wheelchair accessibility ain't one of them. Especially compared to Europe.

[-] charonn0@startrek.website 194 points 1 year ago

If your business can't survive without paying slave wages then your business shouldn't survive.

[-] charonn0@startrek.website 268 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just don't buy stuff you don't need. 100% savings every time.

[-] charonn0@startrek.website 180 points 1 year ago

“Republicans need to look at all of these numbers, and really think about what’s more important. Yes, most people that are Republicans are probably pro-life,” she stated. “And we love our babies. And I love being a mother. But what’s most important? Republicans taking over. And Republicans being able to keep our country!”

Wasn't expecting them to say this part out loud.

[-] charonn0@startrek.website 198 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Littlejohn is charged with one count of unauthorized disclosure of tax returns and return information and faces up to five years in prison if convicted.

He should have violently stormed Congress instead. You only get like 3 months for that.

[-] charonn0@startrek.website 177 points 2 years ago

It may be a violation of the Logan Act, which makes it illegal for private citizens to interfere with foreign relations.

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Often-wrong indeed (startrek.website)
[-] charonn0@startrek.website 231 points 2 years ago

I have no sympathy. Companies that require class action waivers and mandatory arbitration clauses don't get to complain when thousands of people file arbitration claims simultaneously.

[-] charonn0@startrek.website 197 points 2 years ago

Nations that were the source of slaves remain on the whole impoverished and underdeveloped.

Nations that were slavers still remain on the whole wealthy and highly developed.

This is not a coincidence, and there is a reasonable case to be made for reparations on these grounds.

[-] charonn0@startrek.website 200 points 2 years ago

When my paid Paramount+ subscription included unskippable ads.

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What is my purpose? (i.imgur.com)
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