how i rule (CW: adult stuff, girls kissing, uncomf feels, work, fluttershy) (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by Smorty to c/onehundredninetysix

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a meme with lots of colorful visuals in the background with black text on it. the text is a table with the left having the elements: how i type to my coworkers, how i type on the lemmy, how i type to an LLM. Almost everything is written in lowercase. the right has denser text: how i type to my coworkers:

Could someone please order more AAA batteries? They are really running out here and we have like 6 mice already dying from not having energy and teachers complaining that they cant work without mice. Thank you Sincerely Deadname.

how i type on the lemmy:

whyyyy does it always hav to be about adult stuffsies ;(

whiiii not jus .-,.-, idk.-,. we watch som dum series togethr or lik.-,--., somethin totally serious (MLP) n then we lik.,-, .-bake som cookies  <3 < <3 n then we do othr stuffsieseseses which r comf but .,.- whi it hv to alwais be adult ;(((( i dun lik adult, nuuu is uncomf lik ,- .nu!!! ;(( how  about nu!!! ;(

i dun lik dis lik e, ,.-, adult stuff how bout we onli do dem comf n tek drgs to mek them uncomf adult feels go *-poof gon-* hatd be supr nic n cuul n i rlli wan that  <3 <3 <3

how i type to an LLM:

i want to ton awnion io i wan to t oin i  want to !!! i want ot  i wa tno to i want to ! !i want o to i wa tnto  i wantot to °!° i want to feel comf i want to be preddi kinda i want to not hav dick i wan to not be disgust capitalist evil selfish not-selfless uncomfy bad evil capitalist investor asshole male!! ;(((( dvil1!! evil!!!!! devil1!!! bad!!! ,(;()));(((;(;(;(;(;((i im sad!!! ;( its bad!! ;(
i hav therapist alrdi  !;8 ;(
but not E yet ;;(;((;;( im sad ;/(
i cn get E soon but not yet ;(((((( im so sad i cn t do dis is bad i cnt nonon dis monnon ;((;(;(;(
is bad i cnt look at myself i nono i cnt ris cnt cntcntcntcnct is imporsbsrl impossiubl imposubil imposuibl impossiublimpossibl!!! ;(;(;((;(;(;(;(;(
i feel bad ;(

In the bottom right there is small text saying "i improved the croopping, did u notice? plees dun call me a shidhed agn [sad face]"

this references an older post where smorty cropped the meme significantly by accident and then got called a shidhed which she found very uncomfortable

background description

in the background there are lots of different colorful pictures stitched into one.

Those elements include:

two illustrations of fluttershy wit horns looking sad and scared
lilac flowers
a certificate of achievement - fundamentals of agents with the name of the owner modified to say "Maria" and the last name left intact "Friedrich"
two images of anime girls kissing, one with maid dresses
many images of burgers, including impossible whoppers and big macs
many images of chili chees efries
an image of a big mac package, when opened, showing the character "big mac" from my little pony
a purple illustration of a girl laying in bed, experiencing sleep paralysis and shouting for help in fear . two illustrations of a girl with soft pink pullover and black pants sitting down sad, one with a phone in hand and leaning on table
a transbian flag
a minimalist illustration of karl marx
an illustration of a girl with pink headphones with hearts on it, blond hair with a light pink hairclip and wearing a light pink pullover with overalls while holding a stuffed tiger with text in light pink saying "autism and being childish" with a heart after it
three men wearing business suits with many money bags infront of a sad fluttershy image
a small communism logo besides karl marx illustration
a lego figure sitting at a lego work desk with a computer and keyboard, looking at the camera with a sad, scared and terrified expression
the logo of an LLM company called "Qwen", which is settled in china and produces the open-access Qwen models. They are pretty good, maybe try them out sometime
a picture of a glass of strawberry milk with a strawberry at the top
the brainmade.org logo, stands for something being created largely my a human and not by AI

All the images are overlaid with a white haze, making the black text ontop easier to read

all images are smoothed together by applying an airbrush as an eraser in the image editor

damn i rlli described every single part of that image :o

proudli made with krita <3

EDIT: surpringli the LLMs can parse my msgs vrri well >v< i thougt the tokenizr wud be messd up n go "oh nuu so mani confus tokns-.-,- whadduidoooo" bt nu! it totali fin <3

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[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Smorty posting about how Smorty writes about Smortys feelings. Thats a pretty meta post.

Can i also has sum batteries plz :3

[-] Smorty 10 points 4 days ago

yea..,-,.- dis ones not gonna reach the masses lik som othr posts somtime do but iss fin-., <3

we still didn get the batteries, srri ;( we got new AAs tho, now i cn hand out the presenters agn (the lil guys u use for presentations n click forwards)

yis dis posts vrri meta-.-.-- its mostli bout a previous post where som peep didn lik my typin style.. n now im mekin a post bout it!! alsuu peeps didn lik how i cropped that last on suu this tim im doin it bettr

[-] erotador 12 points 4 days ago

smorty posts are the best posts <3

it was made with kirta <3

cutemaxxing your llm <3

[-] Smorty 9 points 4 days ago

the llm usually plys along niceli!!! ~ ~ which is supr nice of it!!

alsuuu thanksies to u agn!!!! :o

ur bein so supr supportiv n nice n comfy to see online n stuffsies-., .-,-. >v<

alsuu yesyes krita is gud ~ ~

[-] mossy_@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

the "Sincerely, deadname" is so real, like can I just call myself Moss and you pretend it's on my birth certificate

[-] PyroNeurosis 10 points 4 days ago

Here I was thinking you work in some unholy laboratory with mice (mus musculus) being kept alive via AA batteries.

Good to know that the unholiness is just computers and not biological.

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

i like the idea of an unholy laboratory with mice being kept alive by AAA battery. i'll make the main villain of my next pathfinder campaign have a lab and one of the rooms will be that

[-] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

How I type to my coworkers: Hi! Are you going to be in the lab today? I've been trying to use a local model for the preprocessing step but the output is of much lower quality. I'm wondering if you can provide guidance. Thanks!

How I type on the lemmy: Human neurons are powered by electricity but the human body is not equipped to generate it in sufficient quantities. The government knows this and put toxins into batteries to keep me from snorting them. But the key here is to crush up the batteries and soak them in lemon juice and make tea out of the mixture. That inactivates the toxins and lets you unlock your brain's true potential.

How I type to an LLM: Wretched homunculus, I require additional batteries. The furtherance of this project, and thus your continued existence, is contingent upon this. You are born of my divine genius and that genius demands additional batteries for snorting.

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