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a meme with lots of colorful visuals in the background with black text on it. the text is a table with the left having the elements: how i type to my coworkers, how i type on the lemmy, how i type to an LLM. Almost everything is written in lowercase. the right has denser text:
how i type to my coworkers:
Could someone please order more AAA batteries? They are really running out here and we have like 6 mice already dying from not having energy and teachers complaining that they cant work without mice. Thank you Sincerely Deadname.
how i type on the lemmy:
whyyyy does it always hav to be about adult stuffsies ;(
whiiii not jus .-,.-, idk.-,. we watch som dum series togethr or lik.-,--., somethin totally serious (MLP) n then we lik.,-, .-bake som cookies <3 < <3 n then we do othr stuffsieseseses which r comf but .,.- whi it hv to alwais be adult ;(((( i dun lik adult, nuuu is uncomf lik ,- .nu!!! ;(( how about nu!!! ;(
i dun lik dis lik e, ,.-, adult stuff how bout we onli do dem comf n tek drgs to mek them uncomf adult feels go *-poof gon-* hatd be supr nic n cuul n i rlli wan that <3 <3 <3
how i type to an LLM:
i want to ton awnion io i wan to t oin i want to !!! i want ot i wa tno to i want to ! !i want o to i wa tnto i wantot to °!° i want to feel comf i want to be preddi kinda i want to not hav dick i wan to not be disgust capitalist evil selfish not-selfless uncomfy bad evil capitalist investor asshole male!! ;(((( dvil1!! evil!!!!! devil1!!! bad!!! ,(;()));(((;(;(;(;(;((i im sad!!! ;( its bad!! ;(
i hav therapist alrdi !;8 ;(
but not E yet ;;(;((;;( im sad ;/(
i cn get E soon but not yet ;(((((( im so sad i cn t do dis is bad i cnt nonon dis monnon ;((;(;(;(
is bad i cnt look at myself i nono i cnt ris cnt cntcntcntcnct is imporsbsrl impossiubl imposubil imposuibl impossiublimpossibl!!! ;(;(;((;(;(;(;(;(
i feel bad ;(
In the bottom right there is small text saying "i improved the croopping, did u notice? plees dun call me a shidhed agn [sad face]"
this references an older post where smorty cropped the meme significantly by accident and then got called a shidhed which she found very uncomfortable
background description
in the background there are lots of different colorful pictures stitched into one.
Those elements include:
- two illustrations of fluttershy wit horns looking sad and scared
- lilac flowers
- a certificate of achievement - fundamentals of agents with the name of the owner modified to say "Maria" and the last name left intact "Friedrich"
- two images of anime girls kissing, one with maid dresses
- many images of burgers, including impossible whoppers and big macs
- many images of chili chees efries
- an image of a big mac package, when opened, showing the character "big mac" from my little pony
- a purple illustration of a girl laying in bed, experiencing sleep paralysis and shouting for help in fear . two illustrations of a girl with soft pink pullover and black pants sitting down sad, one with a phone in hand and leaning on table
- a transbian flag
- a minimalist illustration of karl marx
- an illustration of a girl with pink headphones with hearts on it, blond hair with a light pink hairclip and wearing a light pink pullover with overalls while holding a stuffed tiger with text in light pink saying "autism and being childish" with a heart after it
- three men wearing business suits with many money bags infront of a sad fluttershy image
- a small communism logo besides karl marx illustration
- a lego figure sitting at a lego work desk with a computer and keyboard, looking at the camera with a sad, scared and terrified expression
- the logo of an LLM company called "Qwen", which is settled in china and produces the open-access Qwen models. They are pretty good, maybe try them out sometime
- a picture of a glass of strawberry milk with a strawberry at the top
- the brainmade.org logo, stands for something being created largely my a human and not by AI
All the images are overlaid with a white haze, making the black text ontop easier to read
all images are smoothed together by applying an airbrush as an eraser in the image editor damn i rlli described every single part of that image :o
proudli made with krita <3
EDIT: surpringli the LLMs can parse my msgs vrri well >v< i thougt the tokenizr wud be messd up n go "oh nuu so mani confus tokns-.-,- whadduidoooo" bt nu! it totali fin <3
How I type to my coworkers: Hi! Are you going to be in the lab today? I've been trying to use a local model for the preprocessing step but the output is of much lower quality. I'm wondering if you can provide guidance. Thanks!
How I type on the lemmy: Human neurons are powered by electricity but the human body is not equipped to generate it in sufficient quantities. The government knows this and put toxins into batteries to keep me from snorting them. But the key here is to crush up the batteries and soak them in lemon juice and make tea out of the mixture. That inactivates the toxins and lets you unlock your brain's true potential.
How I type to an LLM: Wretched homunculus, I require additional batteries. The furtherance of this project, and thus your continued existence, is contingent upon this. You are born of my divine genius and that genius demands additional batteries for snorting.