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[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 16 points 19 hours ago
[-] FirstMajesticComet 1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Why would you trust the Merriam Webster Brand account? Have you seen brand Twitter lately? Don't trust the people behind these accounts, they're only doing it for clicks.

[-] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago

The screenshot is from 2017 back before it wasnt a complete cesspool.

[-] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 95 points 1 day ago

And "No" stands for "Nicely Observed".

[-] mx_smith@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

I always thought it stood for Negative Objections

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)
[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 34 points 23 hours ago

News is also a verb.

  • "I newsed Sandy about the factory."
  • "I was newsing it up with Henry."

You wish I was joking.

[-] SnortsGarlicPowder@lemmy.zip 11 points 18 hours ago

"I was newsing it up with Henry" sounds like an innuendo.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

if it wasn't before it is now

[-] slampisko@lemmy.world 17 points 21 hours ago

My favorite part is when the news yell "It's newsing time!" and news all over the place

[-] spooky2092 6 points 20 hours ago

I can't believe that the news stole morbius' tag line

[-] P1k1e@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Well it should!

[-] nicknonya 16 points 23 hours ago

Now 'Ere's What's Shit

Now Ending: William Shatner

[-] shutz@lemmy.ca 1 points 13 hours ago

Can we get Huey Lewis's take on this?

[-] DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago
[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 23 hours ago

I can eat the unmarried ones though, right?

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

Wedded, you say?

[-] Kraiden@kbin.earth 86 points 1 day ago

I always thought it was a pluralisation of "new" as in what are the new things I should know about, or what are the "news"

[-] carotte 64 points 1 day ago

yah that’s pretty much it, it comes from middle english newys which means "new things"

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

that feels like a slur for some reason

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 day ago

i'm now starting a movement to say "newies" instead of "news"

[-] Amir@lemmy.ml 7 points 22 hours ago

Newies sounds so much more fun, why did we change it to news :(

[-] jaaake@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago

Australia didn’t yet exist

[-] allisonmaybe@lemm.ee 6 points 21 hours ago

No that can't be it

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 10 points 23 hours ago

Negative Ecology Weakens Sumerians

[-] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago

North. East. West. South. !

[-] Zero22xx 9 points 1 day ago

That's what I learnt the origin of the word was.

[-] lonesomeCat@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago

My English teacher was dead serious when she told me that too

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 9 points 23 hours ago

The odd and doubtful construction probably accounts for the absurd folk-etymology (attested by 1640 but originally, and in 18c. usually, in jest-books) that claims it to be an abbreviation of north east south west, as though "information from all quarters of the compass."

To be fair to her, its an old myth

https://www.etymonline.com/word/news

[-] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 2 points 22 hours ago

That's what I figured it was when I was a kid. Same letters as the compass rose, information from around the world.

[-] bob_lemon@feddit.org 12 points 1 day ago

Nobody Enjoys Wet Socks

[-] SnotFlickerman 17 points 1 day ago
[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago

Lately I got my fill of wild shit, is there a way to change that?

[-] fox2263@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

SovCits furiously writing that down

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Naked Ewoks Will Stab

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Newt Enjoying Wet Salamanders

[-] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Never Eat Watermelons Soggy

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago

i've been doing it wrong my entire life‽

[-] Alfenstein@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No Elefant Were Safe 😲

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