Tough question, defend my homeland from the historic genociders trying to finish the job and end up drone bombing senile old men glued onto mules to form human wave cavalry charges is my ancestral duty. Then again the option to sit around in the beautiful france countryside and wait in a bush near the fake mcdonalds for americans.
Since its the north of France, I gotta say eastern fronts work from home is more attractive.
I'm a manufacturing engineer specialized in machining exotic alloys and complex parts, even though I have changed career a few years ago I have experience in manufacturing complex military parts.
So I would probably be in a factory trying to produce as much military equipment as possible.
Kind of same, I would get send back to H&K most likely
Don't forget the two fronts the US would be fighting across the Atlantic.
Maybe 3 if those with interests in the Pacific get involved.
The one with warm weather.
What would Russia want with Vosges I wonder. To answer your question, probably Belgium. At least I can contemplate death with a good beer sliding down my oesophagus.
You've already got my region of England highlighted, so there I suppose! I could work from home xD
I’m disabled so I can’t fight.
But if I could, I would want to be on the Jura, holding up the Advance that seems to be nearing Basel, Switzerland.
I did after all train as an alpine soldier durning my military training. So I think I’d enjoy mountaineous terrain the most.
It really bugs me that I'm "in the same boat", actually.
Like, if they needed a guy to just man a watchtower or something I'd volunteer the shit out of that. I'm pretty powerless when it comes to other things though.
If your a civilian you want to be on the US front, if your a soldier you want to be on the Russian front.
It seems most people get it, but I don't - Care to explain?
Americans are better at following the laws of war, but are also more efficient at waging war.
Well, since my whole country is already coloured Red, i'm guessing there's not a lot of choice.
Had to check if Dutch or Russian
Well, technically, there's a small part of Limburg that remains free, but since we don't really consider that area part of the country, it still counts.
I guess US. More likely to get blown up, but at least the weather is nicer.
Britain needs to ramp up their navy again! BRITANIA RULE THE WAVES ONCE MORE!
Wake up the Dutch and Spanish too
Oh no, we were too loud and woke up Belgium too. Quick Congo, run and hide!
Made me laugh
Leopold is back?!
It’s time Portugal to rise once more
The dutch have different problems rn and the spaniards i belief given up on their dreams of a spanish ruled sea.
(Fun fact that i just HAVE TO tell. I got to see the original battle plan maps from the spanish armadas battle against the english near Portsmouth, in the Portsmouth Naval Museum in 2023. They take them out to display under special light only every 50 or 80 or so decades the historian there told me. It was soo cool!!! And i had a real big autism hyperfocus with adhd hyperactive moment!!! To think i almost didnt go there if my boyfriend didnt take me!)
How close could you get? Was there a smell?
Ah sorry i didnt take a picture of them. But they were in the building where its all about Admiral Nelson. In the last room. I'll ask my boyfrirnd if they took any pictures
Update: no they reminded me that it was forbiden to take any pictures at all of them
Buuut i have found this nice vehicle that we saw in Portsmouth 
Litterly up close. Only a glass panel seperated us. I'll look threw the pics i took if i maybe took one. It was forbiden to take with light. And it wasnt very bright in the room
The closest I ever got to something that old was a contemporary copy of the US Declaration of Independence; that's brand new compared to what you saw.
I own a bullet from the 17th-18th century and well being in a roman city, you cant build anything or dig anywhere without first giving archeologists the front run at digging.
Romanians be like: at the beginning or at the end of the war?
Heaven, hell, valhalla or wherever. but I won't be fighting a human war
Are they fighting each other or just hitting all of Europe in a pincer movement?
Why not both?
Full Molotov Von Ribbentrop.
I read it as “fellow embryos” at first
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