My choice: Mrs. True is a jealous woman.

Not all married men wear them, varies with religion and culture. Source: sidewalk van preachers and long discussions with such.

HI FIVE 1905. We have had quite a bit of wassail!

This is the comment canon building we need, right chyeh.

Gooood question! Do the women astronauts have an option to use napkins/pads? I can't imagine that would work on space. Not all women can use tampons or find them comfortable, it's something that takes...acclimatization, let us say.

Oh, there is so much more to the friend than having enough (made by the lowest bidder?) government-issued tampons. There's the digestive upset, the cramps, the inevitable leaks and the murderous rage when every pair of underwear you have is ruined. At least on Earth, I can do laundry.

That article only left me more frightened and confused.

You're welcome, sweetcheeks!

I like your parody better, it's not cluttered and has a pun. I love puns. I only love raisins in Raisinettes form.

Michael Jordan told me to just stop and get help!

24 ounce/0.71L glass beer steins that look tasteful and are heavy, but not too heavy. $1.25 each at the store.

Former LoL player, I want decency to be incentivized in every way possible in game. LoL was fun, except for the other players, who apparently never experienced lag or a learning curve.