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It was Steve (lemmy.world)
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[-] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

We should unionize

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Damn thing broke

[-] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

I fucking quit

[-] Freefall@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Get better racking.

[-] PyroNeurosis 3 points 5 hours ago

Were there any witnesses?

If not: blame the shelves "the thing just buckled when I put the pallet there"

Else: cop to it, I guess? Can't trust nobody in warehouse.

[-] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 10 points 12 hours ago

We're insured, right?

[-] booganiganie@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago
[-] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

This osha violation

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 79 points 1 day ago
[-] Wutchilli@feddit.org 15 points 23 hours ago

Probably the first thing i would want to hear.

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 12 points 23 hours ago

...except Steve, but he's a rounding error.

[-] Khrux@ttrpg.network 8 points 19 hours ago

There are actually 0 OSHA incidents every year, but Workplace Incident Georg has 10,000 workplace incidents each day and is an outlier and shouldn't be counted.

[-] YamahaRevstar@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago

Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)

Saw the pallets on the floor lookin' swirly (it wasn’t me)

Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)

Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 9 points 23 hours ago

Mr Boombastic

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[-] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 5 points 16 hours ago
[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 4 points 13 hours ago

I'd guess someone reversed a forklift into one of the vertical shelf beams. These beams will carry a good amount of weight when that's only applied vertically.
But if you bend the beams with a forklift, or push them from the side (like when a neighboring shelf falls over), then they will fold under the weight pretty quickly.

[-] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 6 points 7 hours ago

Oh I know, I was just stating the three words I'd say to my boss. If I ask what happened, then I probably just arrived to see the mess at the same time they did, right? 😁

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 hours ago

Oh yeah, that makes sense. 🙃

[-] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 day ago
[-] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 21 hours ago
  • Hey, shit happens
  • Could be worse
  • Whoops, wrong gear
  • Tesla Cyberforklifts, amirite?
[-] socsa@piefed.social 10 points 20 hours ago

They're getting away!

[-] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago

Zigged. Should've zagged.

[-] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago
[-] callouscomic@lemm.ee 13 points 23 hours ago

"I told you."

[-] AltheaHunter 12 points 23 hours ago
[-] theOneTrueSpoon@feddit.uk 3 points 21 hours ago

Ah, the Shaggy defense

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 18 points 1 day ago

We got insurance?

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Saved the eggs.

[-] capuccino@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

"Pfff. Mondays, huh?"

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 11 points 1 day ago

I wasn't here

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago
[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

Sue the engineer.

[-] Toes@ani.social 9 points 1 day ago

Good luck Jim

It was loud

[-] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 8 points 1 day ago

Oops, my bad

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

Ruh roh raggy

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago
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[-] mp3@lemmy.ca 4 points 22 hours ago

Time to drink

[-] zloubida@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Not my problem

[-] dadGPT@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

oops ididit again

[-] nilclass@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago

How about "is everyone ok"?

[-] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

See you tomorrow

[-] jay@lemmy.sotu.casa 3 points 22 hours ago

I'm outta here

[-] GCanuck@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Bitch, what mess?

[-] Godnroc@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Fucken' hell, man!

[-] Zorsith 4 points 1 day ago

Shit. Is. fuuucked.

[-] petrescatraian@libranet.de 1 points 18 hours ago

@Stamets it tanked, boss!

[-] Carvex@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Some shit broke

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