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It was Steve
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Nobody was hurt.
Probably the first thing i would want to hear.
I'd probably crawl under a corner of the pile and them "save" me. Or run.
...except Steve, but he's a rounding error.
There are actually 0 OSHA incidents every year, but Workplace Incident Georg has 10,000 workplace incidents each day and is an outlier and shouldn't be counted.
Told ya so
We got insurance?
We're insured, right?
it wasn't me
Ah, the Shaggy defense
- Hey, shit happens
- Could be worse
- Whoops, wrong gear
- Tesla Cyberforklifts, amirite?
"I told you."
Saved the eggs.
We should unionize
They're getting away!
I wasn't here
Damn thing broke
It was loud
Good luck Jim
Oops, my bad
Ruh roh raggy
Front fell off
This was genuinely the comment I was waiting for.
I love you.
I love you too, if only for this short moment where our gazes align. Soon we will drift apart, and you will forget me. I can only hope I’ve had an impact on you. Goodbye.
This osha violation
Not my problem
K I quit
What happened here?
I'd guess someone reversed a forklift into one of the vertical shelf beams. These beams will carry a good amount of weight when that's only applied vertically.
But if you bend the beams with a forklift, or push them from the side (like when a neighboring shelf falls over), then they will fold under the weight pretty quickly.
Oh I know, I was just stating the three words I'd say to my boss. If I ask what happened, then I probably just arrived to see the mess at the same time they did, right? 😁
Oh yeah, that makes sense. 🙃
I fucking quit
See you tomorrow
How about "is everyone ok"?
oops ididit again
"Pfff. Mondays, huh?"
Get better racking.
Sue the engineer.
Some shit broke
Shit. Is. fuuucked.
Fucken' hell, man!
Time to drink
"resume generating event"
I'm outta here
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