The dude gets weekly dick injections which he classifies as 9.5 out of 10 on a pain scale.
Weekly.
Dude is a fucking moron.
9.5 out of 10. In his dick.
Has anyone asked him why he wants to live forever if that's what it takes?
"You get to live forever but in exchange you have to get incredibly painful injections in your dick on a daily basis."
Sounds like a cursed genie wish.
Absofuckinglutely not
Right? Miss me with that dick pain immortality.
Probably because he knows he can't take his wealth with him in death.
What's the point of being pointlessly wealthy if you can't be pointlessly wealthy forever?
My guess is he wants to live forever because he feels he has made no contribution to the world, or does not feel a sense of fulfillment and purpose from raising his family. Maybe he feels cracking the secret could be his contribution, or maybe he thinks he can find meaning in his life, given enough time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bFnZsvh6pw posits that it's because he was raised believing in eternal life through the church, and lost his faith but still wants eternal life.
It sounds like the dude just has a CBT fetish and doesn't want to admit it.
It's like those showerthought ultimatums : You can choose to gain eternal life, but every day your dick is the subject of the worst pain you've ever felt.
I'm going to laugh when he dies of self inflicted dick infection.
I truly hope that these people start getting massive organ failure and shit because of all of this experimental garbage they put into their bodies.
These erections are rigged!
You meant to say “ligged”, right?
i saw him on two separate youtube channels: Magnus Midtbø (norwegian climber) and Will Tennyson (bodybuilding vlogger)
in both cases, they were invited by Bryan Johnson to his lair, going through his routine. it felt like a surreal cringe fest of zero social awareness. Bryan was permanently looking for some kind of validation, comparing his skills to his guest, or asking the various personal trainers / doctors if he beat some younger age category, etc.
everything he does can't be healthy and i wouldn't call what he does "living". he's bound to a 24h program where everything is planned down to the minute.
Dorian Gray's dilemma.
Sucks for this guy. I’m close to his age, I drank and smoked heavily for years and I look about the age he does
While I do kind of like the idea of having data on random bodily functions like erections, can't say I'd be willing to share that data with my parents or the world.
On a related note, I was just searching fdroid for a signal app. I didn't find one, but I did find an app that tracks your Morning Wood
Didn't think you were serious.
Yep, thats the one
Edit: lol you're downloading it?
lol you're downloading it
As they should
Why? Its just going to show that I wake up with an erection 100% of the time. What's there to chart?
encouraging collaboration and innovation
Yes, let's "collaborate" in regard to our morning wood.
"Hay bro, would you mind 'innovating' with my erection this morning? No homo"
Lol and you're downloading it!
Dafuq kind of insight do i gain from it...
I guess it might help if you're concerned about ED, since experiencing less (or no) morning woods can be a sign of physical ED.
Really ? I don't think I ever experienced this regularly ever. I have otherwise no issues getting it up
I couldn't get through more than about a paragraph before getting prompted to subscribe so I'm still little confused.
Why get measurements of your child's erections in the first place? How does this son feel about his PHI being shared all over the internet? Hard to imagine anyone being okay with that.
i didn't get any prompts, and read the article, so i'll quickly answer.
Phallocentric longevity scheme is my new band name. PLS!
It's completely normal father-son bonding. Find a different slant.
If your oncle on FB does its wierd , but once your wierd oncle becomes milliardaire, he ll be called Anti Aging Zealot all over Internet
Lol idk why but I find it so funny that you are speaking English with French nouns.
…who the fuck cares?
Jesus fuck. Why would anyone want to live forever, anyway?
I want optional mortality, yes. https://www.fullmoon.nu/Resurrection/PrimarySpecies.html
But, I gotta say, I don't want to spend literally all my time just surviving, which seems to be this anti-aging zealot's day.
Living day-to-day life like a Diablo minmaxer.
Would you like to live one extra year than your otherwise normal lifespan? Yeah?
Yeah that's pretty much why.
No, there's too many dudes like him on the planet.
Clear them out and we'll readdress the question.
Immortality is a daily pain in the dick.
He looks healthy enough to be a real snack for whoever gets to eat the rich
Just not the dick. According to this article he gets weekly penis injections, but it doesn't say of what.
ew
Yeah, that's a perfectly normal thing to do.
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