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Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[-] restingboredface@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 days ago

I couldn't get through more than about a paragraph before getting prompted to subscribe so I'm still little confused.

Why get measurements of your child's erections in the first place? How does this son feel about his PHI being shared all over the internet? Hard to imagine anyone being okay with that.

[-] juliebean@lemm.ee 47 points 2 days ago

i didn't get any prompts, and read the article, so i'll quickly answer.

the guy is obsessed with penile behaviour as a measure of overall health, for some reason, and measured the nocturnal boners of himself, as well as his 19 year old son, as a point of comparison.
the son shared his dick metrics himself. seems he's well and fully invested in his father's phallocentric longevity scheme.

[-] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

Phallocentric longevity scheme is my new band name. PLS!

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