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Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[-] juliebean@lemm.ee 47 points 2 days ago

i didn't get any prompts, and read the article, so i'll quickly answer.

the guy is obsessed with penile behaviour as a measure of overall health, for some reason, and measured the nocturnal boners of himself, as well as his 19 year old son, as a point of comparison.
the son shared his dick metrics himself. seems he's well and fully invested in his father's phallocentric longevity scheme.

[-] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

Phallocentric longevity scheme is my new band name. PLS!

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