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[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 21 points 2 days ago

On a related note, I was just searching fdroid for a signal app. I didn't find one, but I did find an app that tracks your Morning Wood

[-] antiquity2038@reddthat.com 25 points 2 days ago

Didn't think you were serious.

[-] MadBigote@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Lol and you're downloading it!

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

encouraging collaboration and innovation

Yes, let's "collaborate" in regard to our morning wood.

"Hay bro, would you mind 'innovating' with my erection this morning? No homo"

[-] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Dafuq kind of insight do i gain from it...

[-] antiquity2038@reddthat.com 5 points 1 day ago
[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Really ? I don't think I ever experienced this regularly ever. I have otherwise no issues getting it up

[-] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Huh, ED caused by depression...never knew those were linked.

Interesting info, thank you.

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

And ED can be exacerbated by certain depression meds. There's nothing wrong with my dick. If my wife were to grab it, it would work just fine I just don't even think about sex every day and very rarely masturbate.

[-] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I knew about meds messing with your sex drive, been through that myself.

[-] prole 2 points 1 day ago

I'd be shocked if they weren't linked.

[-] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I never really read up on it, even though i should.

The wife's chronically depressed and i'm not doing much better either.

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yep, thats the one

Edit: lol you're downloading it?

[-] NudeNewt@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

lol you're downloading it

As they should

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 5 points 2 days ago

Why? Its just going to show that I wake up with an erection 100% of the time. What's there to chart?

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Eventually that may change. Perhaps you start a new medication that changes your body or hormones. You could use this app to give accurate info to your doctor.

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago

That's valid, thanks

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Does it require a sensor? Do they wear a fleshlight to bed? Is it camera based?

So many questions.

Also, theDailyBeast reporting on morning wood is quality humor from the matrix.

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago

I'm sure it works like period trackers. You input the data manually

[-] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
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