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[-] intresteph@discuss.online 170 points 4 months ago

Good guy being nice to coffee shop workers. Smiling and saying thank you. Removing problems from the world. A true American Hero.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 28 points 4 months ago

Just look at that Hollywood smile. Is it a classic superhero movie with a modern twist? I bet he took some cats from the trees when dropping his bike in the park.

[-] intresteph@discuss.online 23 points 4 months ago

He totally helped some old lady with her groceries on the way to liberate humanity.

[-] Bosht@lemmy.world 152 points 4 months ago

I swear to God this is like the 10th post I've seen of this guy's face and not ONE is serious about tracking the killer. I fucking love it.

[-] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 121 points 4 months ago

Remember, if you know anything about this guy, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T.

[-] CooperRedArmyDog@lemmy.ml 18 points 4 months ago

but I know he in innocent, are you saying I do not know he is innocent?

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Idk I hear he’s already in Perth

[-] anton 7 points 4 months ago

I heard he was heading to Portugal, or was it Brasil? Better check there as well.

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[-] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This MF wrote "Delay" and "Deny" on his bullets just because.
I'm sure even the people who do actually have info about him won't be saying anything soon.

[-] bunchberry@lemmy.world 34 points 4 months ago

How do we even know that's the killer? The person who shot was wearing a mask. For all we know it wasn't even a man, some women are flat chested it's possible. They should probably just call off the investigation since there's no clues for anything.

[-] aphlamingphoenix@lemm.ee 16 points 4 months ago

I think any cop who disagrees with this should get transvestigated.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Isn’t he wearing different clothes in the pics where his face is visible? And the cops are saying he changed clothes? Which could be true, but also could not be true…

[-] distantsounds@lemmy.world 134 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Has anyone questioned Guy Fawks yet?

[-] jonne@infosec.pub 87 points 4 months ago
[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 24 points 4 months ago

Fawkes was a religious fanatic who sought to blow up the English Parliament to replace it with a theocracy, so as an actual historical figure, he’s not much of a progressive role model.

[-] jonne@infosec.pub 8 points 4 months ago

That's all correct and everything, but you do get that this was just a stupid pun, right?

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[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 98 points 4 months ago

Damn, this guy is truly the Ridiculously Photogenic Assassin.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 34 points 4 months ago
[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 65 points 4 months ago

Fix him? Can't fix perfection.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago

He's already perfect

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[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 86 points 4 months ago

Gosh that gentleman has a nice smile. And he allegedly brought a smile to millions of Americans nationwide, too!

[-] Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml 18 points 4 months ago

Looks kinda like Jake Gyllenhaal

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[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 68 points 4 months ago
[-] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago

And here I was feeling bad for confiscating beer from 14 year olds at summer camp at 17 and then drinking it (drinking age 16).

[-] FundMECFSResearch 67 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Giving similar vibes to the FBI sketch of the dude who killed logging CEO’s

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 months ago

Reminds me of db cooper

[-] Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world 56 points 4 months ago
[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 43 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

We found em'

Mr. Yellow M&M count your days

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[-] Vertelleus@sh.itjust.works 42 points 4 months ago

Is spamming this number illegal?

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 15 points 4 months ago

Sounds like a lot of work for one person. Maybe distributed spam..

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 months ago

The ideal number of interactions with a cartel member is zero.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Probably not if you’re a scammer in India.

[-] kipo@lemm.ee 36 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

All of New York: “Don’t know that guy. Didn’t see that guy. Didn’t see shit.”

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago

Call that number and every tipline and report the person responsible for this death and many others - That person's name was Brian Thompson.

[-] polysics@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago

Hey man don't help the cops with more coverage of this guy's face

(It's a joke I know it's already absolutely everywhere)

[-] Zorsith 40 points 4 months ago

This is a perfect use of AI. Flood the internet with variations of the original image.

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[-] rodolfo@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

Yes, keep posting this guy face, that'll help him bigly

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 4 months ago

Is that real? Why would dude take his mask off?

[-] sus@programming.dev 57 points 4 months ago

It's "real" in that the police shared the picture: https://x.com/NYPDnews/status/1864706407985221974

though the clothing seems different from an earlier picture, especially with this one having big front pockets in the jacket. so there's claims that it is not the same suspect.

[-] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 24 points 4 months ago

I’m no lawyer, but the legal system calls this “reasonable doubt” and if you are on a jury, you are duty bound to do your best to judge the case on the facts, not vibes.

And the fact is, a grainy photo of two people who may have somewhat similar clothing is not proof, nor mens rea required for a possible murder conviction - who are we to claim to understand the mind of this individual?

The state has a high bar to clear that this anonymous shopper, is the same person they claim, the photo was taken on the same day, that this photo isn’t a forgery/deepfake, that only one set of that particular clothing was ever sold- otherwise it’s hearsay and conjecture.

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[-] EarJava@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

The grin reaper

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

The true face of heroism

[-] Earflap@reddthat.com 13 points 4 months ago
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[-] nialv7@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

it's not a crime to give false tips, right?

[-] JohnyRocket@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 months ago

It is. Unless of course, you didn't know it wasn't true and you call again in 3 days to let them know your realised you were wrong.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Dude looks pretty young to have a healthcare beef. But what do I know about anyone’s life.

[-] ieatpillowtags@lemm.ee 30 points 4 months ago

Maybe a family member? He’s old enough to see a grandparent have the quality of their last days stolen.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

Yeah, could be anyone. A partner, parent or grandparent, sibling, friend… Lots of ways healthcare could negatively affect anyone’s life.

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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

My healthcare beefs started younger. By the time I graduated college I’d done more rounds than I’d bothered counting over pre approving the same meds I’d been on for years and if you remember those scary government death panels that they told us were why we can’t have single payer healthcare, well a corporate one killed my mom.

Like I’ve expressed that pain a fair bit in the past day and it’s not even that I think it was inexcusable for that decision to be made, but I’d spent years hearing about this nightmare scenario as a reason to keep a broken system only to find out that we already had it except without the ability to vote to change policies.

In America, on one of the worst days of your life, regardless of your age, a health insurer may very well be there to add some salt to the wound of your tragedy or to make you worry that your uncertainty of if you’ll live might make your family lose their house.

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[-] inv3r510n@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

I’ve wanted to kill these motherfuckers since I was 23 and they killed my father. I’m 35 right now and just waiting for the right opportunity to do so.

They probably killed someone close to him.

I have an alibi, I was at work. But I was cheering the second I heard the news. I owe the killer a beer.

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