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[-] mindbleach@lemmy.world 73 points 1 year ago

What the fuck did Elon buy, at this point?

He fired the employees.

He threw out the code.

He yanked plugs on the physical servers.

He forgot to pay for the virtual servers.

He started rent protest for the office space.

He deleted the brand the way Malcolm X deleted his surname.

If he'd just started a Twitter competitor, with blackjack and doxxing, the only difference would be that Twitter was a bit quieter.

If he'd bought Twitter, the hellsite, and then burned it to the ground as a weird flex, the only difference would be slightly more people using Mastodon.

And in both cases nobody would know he's a complete crybaby. We'd just harbor strong suspicions.

[-] MajinBlayze@lemm.ee 36 points 1 year ago

He bought the customer base

[-] mindbleach@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Less of it every day.

[-] planish@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

What a great example of why one should not be allowed to buy communities.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

And is now doing everything he can to drive them away.

[-] gamey@feddit.rocks 5 points 1 year ago

Imahine buying Twitter for it's community! :D

[-] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Basically Elon wants to clone WeChat, Chinas all in one app. He could have started from scratch and had an uphill battle with Twitter as the largest competing company or do this instead.

His PR was already getting shitty before buying Twitter, so he pivoted with his rich boy money like always.

He purchased it , destroying it as a competitor for his X website. He gave X recognition immediately as a platform, and hoping that he retains the partial user base of Twitter as the initial backbone for the app he wanted to build in the first place.

Because that’s what fascists do, delete competition

[-] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

That's not facism, that's just regular ol' capitalism 👍

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Pam Beesley: they're the same picture

astronaut: they're the same picture?

astronaut with a gun: always have been

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

But he could have done that without being a complete idiot and not scare away users like myself. Not very smart, is he?

He still has the user base. But not for long, one might say.

[-] LordOfTheChia@lemmy.world 68 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Should also start calling tweets: X'cretions.

Twitter Feed: X'crement feed

Their public relations is pretty much a poop emoji already.

[-] mindbleach@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

I know you know, but I have to point out: their public relations is literally a poop emoji. Which is possibly the most juvenile proof imaginable for the failure of Elmo's delusions of adequacy. He just has a lot of money.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

For twitter feed just keep it simple: X’cretion pile

[-] solidsnake2085@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago

Why are people still on Twitter? I deleted my account years ago.

[-] PatFussy@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago

Why do people enjoy things i dont enjoy?

[-] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

It’s like driving a car:

If you’re slower than me, you’re a retard. If you’re faster than me, you’re a bastard.

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 5 points 1 year ago
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[-] mindbleach@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Stop reducing things to 'you just don't like it.' God fucking dammit. Reasons matter!

[-] irmoz@reddthat.com 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yes, I also hate that argument. "You just don't like it!!" As if there aren't legitimate reasons to be against it, like it's some neutral fact of life, reducing any opinion of it to the same level as liking or disliking a song or film.

[-] mindbleach@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Reality is a team sport, to some people.

[-] irmoz@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago
[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I just used it to read, but I deleted a few weeks ago, don't miss it.

[-] AdamHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

I've left two popular social apps, one more insidious than the other and admittedly, it was harder than I thought.

[-] pedz@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Honestly, there's a nice community of people advocating for a better city in my area, and I enjoy the "circlejerk" of agreeing with them and see their stuff. And want it or not, lots of officials and cities still have accounts there. It's easy to "Xcrete" about a shitty bike path to your local neighborhood mayor and include the right people to make it a bit more noticeable.

[-] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna pronounce Xitter 'shitter'.

[-] yokhai@lemmy.kya.moe 5 points 1 year ago

We've finally come full circle from the beginning of Twitter until now.

[-] Computerchairgeneral@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago

Xitter? Are people not just continuing to call it Twitter? Maybe if it ever becomes the everything app Musk wants it to be it will be distinct enough to justify a rebrand, but for right now it's just Twitter with the name filed off.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I maintain ignoring the change annoys Musky the most, but say Xitter out loud.

[-] Asymptote@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

Why is it people think that "fash is when I don't like" and why are they so smug about something so incredibly dumb?

[-] UFODivebomb@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you apply a swirl transform to X (much like the new blue check mark) you get... Oh ..

Edit: nm. The swirl is from somewhere else. I clearly don't pay much attention hehe

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

This is Firefish, not Twitter.

[-] sulungskwa@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

"Twitter is horrible! For fascists!"

  • Some guy still using twitter
[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] sulungskwa@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Ah right! whoops

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