"Well maybe none of us would have agreed to carpool with you if we knew you were literally cursed by the gods"

Pfft typical

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Invisible text that your browser understands but humans don't? Yep that's a thing.

E: OK the title is fucking whack but the article is actually very funny.

Right? What fucking kind of win is this?

Hey everyone look I claimed to fix a problem that either didn't exist or was vastly overstated and to the extent it did exist it was due to my own incompetence!!

See no one cares.

Aren't ant colonies already basically a lesbian coven that only keep males around for breeding purposes? Or am I thinking of bees?

Did you hear that the KKK adopted a highway?

Yeah but if you were watching Nick at nite the whole time, why did the channel number flick on the screen for a second?

If I could retire without needing to know the difference between ETFs and mutual funds, I would be soooo happy

Idk who needs to hear it, but stop buying this shit. If it has a computer inside, but you can't flash your own software onto it, just pass. If you're unsure, look around, find the nearest Linux user and ask for help.

Lol bet she campaigns for Trump like that fuckin loser Cruz and his dogfaced wife.

Alt headline: companies start posting more accurate salary descriptions after the government fucking made them.