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Cum smell (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 weeks ago by zzx@lemmy.world to c/femcelmemes

Cum smell

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[-] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 116 points 3 weeks ago

So the three men who made it more than a week smell different than all the rest of us, eh?

[-] Smorty 26 points 3 weeks ago

They took a big whiff during November

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 102 points 3 weeks ago

My heart goes out to the thirteen year old boys who read this and thought “oh fuck!

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 19 points 3 weeks ago

But also when you're 13 everyone else does actually know.

They know because they were 13 once too.

[-] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 18 points 3 weeks ago

Statistically it’s girls who experience that particular fear. Boys don’t have as many misguided techniques to mask scent. Instead they stand up slowly and awkwardly using books or backpacks for cover.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 72 points 3 weeks ago

Masturbated yourself or someone else?

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 58 points 3 weeks ago

I need answers. Time IS a factor here people.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

It is too complicated, we must do more tests!

[-] De_Narm@lemmy.world 65 points 3 weeks ago

Why would I even care? Sometimes you can smell my love of garlic and onions too, I have no shame in what I am or what I do.

[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 3 weeks ago

As long as you aren’t microwaving fish in the office.

[-] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 53 points 3 weeks ago

Just cum, all good here.

[-] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 weeks ago

My brother used to work with a guy that would get in the break room early and be eating sardines every morning. The time clock was there, and the room was small. There was no avoiding it.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Zorsith 4 points 3 weeks ago

Yes. Also, beavers, by technicality of the Catholic church.

[-] And009@reddthat.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Share it with everyone

[-] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 46 points 3 weeks ago

So all of us then

[-] Juice@midwest.social 42 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Trick is on you, I'm wearing "guy who hasn't cum in 2 weeks" cologne

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 19 points 3 weeks ago

Like even after the shower?

[-] kewwwi@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

just wash your hand. it'll be fine

[-] Smorty 17 points 3 weeks ago

Women just have a better sense of smell, duh! 🙄😒

this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2024
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